{"id":8800,"date":"2023-10-28T19:03:08","date_gmt":"2023-10-28T16:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=8800"},"modified":"2023-11-07T11:19:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T08:19:39","slug":"lucian-scurtu-intrarea-si-iesirea-din-discoteca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=8800","title":{"rendered":"Lucian Scurtu: Intrarea \u0219i ie\u0219irea din discotec\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"784\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Lucian-Scurtu-784x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8801\" style=\"width:500px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Lucian-Scurtu-784x1024.jpg 784w, https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Lucian-Scurtu-230x300.jpg 230w, https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Lucian-Scurtu-768x1003.jpg 768w, https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Lucian-Scurtu-480x627.jpg 480w, https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Lucian-Scurtu.jpg 1006w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 784px) 100vw, 784px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\" style=\"font-size:16px\">Iat\u0103 domnilor \u00eemi ziceam \u00eemi fac \u0219i eu intrarea\nc\u0103ci singur\u0103tatea mi-a ajuns p\u00e2n\u0103 la ficat\nzece lei biletul wife is wife is wife is wife\ndar eu tot holtei ca tot oblomovul nu f\u0103ceam\nnimic priveam cum dansa\u021bi voinice\u0219te cazacioc\n(dar nervii mei \u00eencol\u0103ci\u021bi ca o sp\u00e2nzur\u0103toare\ng\u00e2ndindu-m\u0103 la blonda de la cas\u0103\nm\u0103 f\u0103cuser\u0103 s\u0103 uit cu totul de romanul rus) prin urmare\nscurtcircuitul era singura solu\u021bie mi-am\nb\u0103gat degetele \u00een priz\u0103 \u0219i am scos batista\nportcleul port\u021bigaretul primit de la m. iv\u0103nescu giambattista\nvico \u00een edi\u021bie b.p.t. o bucat\u0103 de moloz \u2013 dar v\u0103 asigur\nn-am g\u0103sit nimic din ce-a\u0219 fi vrut\ns\u0103-i dau blondei de la cas\u0103 \u2013\n\u00eemi uitasem pa\u0219tele m\u0103-sii portmoneul pe mas\u0103.\nDar voi dansa\u021bi mai departe \u0219i nu v\u0103 p\u0103sa\nde chinurile mele at\u00e2t de singur ie\u0219eam de la disco\ncu romanul rus francez chinez hotentot \u0219wahili \u00een bra\u021be\ncu nervii mei mizantropici pu\u0219i pe moa\u021be.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O parodie de Alexandru Seres<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":8801,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,1071],"tags":[137,1314,1890,9,1072],"coauthors":[1126],"class_list":["post-8800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezie","category-replay","tag-alexandru-seres","tag-lucian-scurtu","tag-parodie","tag-poezie","tag-replay"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Lucian-Scurtu.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8800"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8828,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8800\/revisions\/8828"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8800"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=8800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}