{"id":3573,"date":"2021-12-07T16:36:45","date_gmt":"2021-12-07T13:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=3573"},"modified":"2021-12-16T22:20:15","modified_gmt":"2021-12-16T19:20:15","slug":"decoct-de-femeie-varianta-camil-petrescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=3573","title":{"rendered":"Decoct de femeie, varianta Camil Petrescu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dup\u0103 ce \u0219i-a suprasaturat dramaturgia cu acela\u0219i tip de personaj, Camil Petrescu s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 zbuciumul metafizic al acestuia merit\u0103 desf\u0103\u0219urat pe mai multe pagini \u0219i pus \u00eentr-un context mai larg, r\u0103zboiul. \u00cen felul acesta, personajul \u0219i-ar putea demonstra superioritatea<\/em> – \u0219i implicit pl\u00e2nge de mil\u0103 – nu numai \u00een discu\u021bii \u0219i situa\u021bii cotidiene, ci \u0219i pe front. \u0218tefan Gheorghidiu este student la Filosofie \u0219i, spre deosebire de colegii lui, poate vorbi, timp de o or\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 noti\u021be, despre Critica ra\u021biunii practice<\/em>. Este s\u0103rac, iar c\u00e2nd prime\u0219te o mo\u0219tenire de la unchiul lui o cedeaz\u0103 celorlal\u021bi. Nu e bun dansator de tango \u0219i vrea s\u0103 par\u0103 neinteresat de mod\u0103 (de\u0219i \u00eentr-o fraz\u0103 anterioar\u0103 ne spune c\u0103 e elegant) a\u0219a c\u0103 accept\u0103 doar de dragul so\u021biei trei cravate \u0219i o duzin\u0103 de batiste fine de oland\u0103 \u00een plus. Sufer\u0103 at\u00e2t de tare din gelozie \u00eenc\u00e2t nu se mai poate concentra la nici o carte. Avem deja \u2013 dup\u0103 gustul autorului \u2013 c\u00e2teva elemente (dar nu suficiente!)<\/em> care ar putea face din \u0218tefan Gheorghidiu un personaj superior. <\/em>Pentru a se asigura c\u0103 \u00een\u021belegem superioritatea <\/em>lui, autorul nu rateaz\u0103 nici o ocazie \u00een care acesta s\u0103-i dispre\u021buiasc\u0103 pe ceilal\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen primele pagini, Gheorghidiu \u00ee\u0219i exprim\u0103 dispre\u021bul fa\u021b\u0103 de colegii de la popot\u0103, care \u201e\u00ee\u0219i spun p\u0103rerea lor cu convingerea ne\u00eenduplecat\u0103 \u0219i matematic\u0103 cu care larvele \u00ee\u0219i \u021bes \u00een jur gogo\u0219i\u201d pentru c\u0103 nu-l aprob\u0103 pe judec\u0103torul care l-a achitat pe b\u0103rbatul care \u0219i-a omor\u00e2t nevasta necredincioas\u0103. Prostia lor \u00eei devine \u201einsuportabil\u0103, pripit\u0103, ca o \u00eenc\u0103lzire \u0219i o irita\u021bie a pielii pe tot corpul\u201d, \u00eenc\u00e2t iese \u00een \u201elumini\u0219ul de iarb\u0103 \u0219i lun\u0103\u201d \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i exprim\u0103 opinia prin care \u0219i-a c\u00e2\u0219tigat reputa\u021bia de adept al \u201eiubirii absolute\u201d: \u201eCei ce se iubesc au drept de via\u021b\u0103 \u015fi de moarte unul asupra celuilalt\u201d. \u00cen aceea\u0219i discu\u021bie, ceva mai devreme, enumerase o parte din compromisurile pe care ajungi s\u0103 le faci din iubire: \u201e\u00ee\u021bi construie\u0219ti casa pentru o femeie, cumperi mobila pe care a ales-o ea\u201d. Vocea Elei, so\u021bia lui Gheorghidiu, se aude foarte pu\u021bin \u00een carte. Gheorghidiu consider\u0103 c\u0103 nici afacerile, nici filosofia, nici matematica nu sunt pentru ea; o prefer\u0103 goal\u0103 \u00een pat sau \u201er\u0103zvr\u0103tind, fermec\u0103tor lacom\u0103, pachetele de la b\u0103c\u0103nie \u0219i \u00een acela\u0219i timp privind cu sfial\u0103 pachetul de c\u0103r\u021bi, pe care nu le citea, dar \u0219tia cel pu\u021bin c\u0103 pre\u021buiau mult\u201d. C\u00e2nd Ela \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 intervin\u0103 \u00eentr-o discu\u021bie despre mo\u0219tenire, Gheorghidiu se simte \u201ejignit\u201d de \u201ematuritatea\u201d ei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eA\u0219 fi vrut-o mereu feminin\u0103, deasupra discu\u021biilor acestea vulture\u0219ti, pl\u0103p\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i av\u00e2nd nevoie s\u0103 fie ea protejat\u0103, nu s\u0103 intervin\u0103 at\u00e2t de energic interesat\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai mult, \u00een interven\u021bia ei, Gheorghidiu identific\u0103 \u201evechiul instinct al femeilor pentru bani\u201d: \u201eCa o tigroaic\u0103 vag domesticit\u0103, \u00een care se de\u0219teapt\u0103 pornirea atavic\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd, culcat\u0103 cu capul pe pieptul dresorului \u0219i-i linge m\u00e2na, d\u00e2nd de s\u00e2nge, \u00eel sf\u00e2\u0219ie pe imprudent, tot a\u0219a aveam impresia c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplarea cu mo\u0219tenirea trezise \u00een femeia mea porniri care dormitau latent, din str\u0103mo\u0219i, \u00een ea\u201d. Memorabil\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne discu\u021bia \u00een care Gheorghidiu \u00eei face Elei \u00een pat o scurt\u0103 introducere \u00een filosofie. \u201eUf… \u015fi filozofia asta!”, \u201eCe naiba vor to\u021bi filozofii ace\u0219tia?\u201d, \u201eCe-ai vrut s\u0103 spui azi c\u00e2nd ai spus nelini\u0219te metafizic\u0103”?, \u00eentreab\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd Ela, ironizat\u0103 \u0219i infantilizat\u0103 continuu: \u201eZ\u0103u c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti a\u0219a de proast\u0103\u201d, \u201en\u0103sciorul dumitale pare un nas de Cyrano\u201d, \u201eEi, mereu nu pricepi\u201d, \u201eDrag\u0103, m\u0103 la\u0219i sau nu s\u0103 fac filozofie?\u201d. \u201eVezi c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu stai lini\u0219tit\u0103, vai de chica dumitale al\u0103mie\u201d, \u201e\u0218i dac\u0103 ei, filosofii, nu se \u00een\u021beleg… atunci cum vrei s\u0103-i \u00een\u021belegi tu?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trec\u00e2nd peste remarcile misogine \u0219i sexiste ale lui Gheorghidiu, aceast\u0103 discu\u021bie are loc la doi ani dup\u0103 ce Ela \u00eencepuse s\u0103 frecventeze, de dragul lui, cursurile Facult\u0103\u021bii de Filosofie \u0219i comunicarea dintre ei p\u0103rea perfect\u0103: \u201eEram obi\u015fnui\u021bi, de doi ani de zile de c\u00e2nd ne iubeam, s\u0103 consider\u0103m cu indiferen\u021b\u0103 tot restul lumii, s\u0103 ne sim\u021bim bine oriunde suntem \u00eempreun\u0103 \u0219i mai ales singuri, \u00een mult prelungite convorbiri, sf\u00e2r\u0219ite adeseori \u00een voluptate. Un drum, o expozi\u021bie de tablouri ne pl\u0103cea mult mai mult dac\u0103 ne puteam comunica \u0219i verifica reciproc impresiile.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd Gheorghidiu se contrazice, de\u0219i autorul lui, \u00een Teze \u0219i antiteze<\/em>, scria despre \u201er\u0103bdarea \u0219i aten\u021bia\u201d pe care le cere \u201eun roman de ad\u00e2ncire a sentimentelor metafizice\u201d. Dac\u0103 la \u00eenceputul romanului o descrie pe Ela ca av\u00e2nd \u201eo inteligen\u021b\u0103 care irumpea, izvor\u00e2t\u0103 tot at\u00e2t de mult din inim\u0103 c\u00e2t de sub frunte\u201d,pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce ac\u021biunea avanseaz\u0103, Gheorghidiu \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 arama pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i ne spune f\u0103r\u0103 menajamente ce crede despre femei: \u201eSunt clipe c\u00e2nd ura \u015fi dezgustul meu pentru femei devin at\u00e2t de absolute, c\u0103 socotesc c\u0103 de la oricare dintre ele te po\u021bi a\u0219tepta la orice\u201d. Sau \u201e\u00cemi aduceam acum aminte ceea ce una dintre marile scriitoare a exclamat cu groaz\u0103: \u2018Drepturi femeilor? S\u0103 facem din ele, de pild\u0103, magistra\u021bi? S\u0103 \u00eencredin\u021b\u0103m via\u021ba, libertatea, onoarea \u015fi norocul oamenilor unor femei, despre care \u0219tim c\u0103 trei zile pe lun\u0103, cel pu\u021bin, sunt ni\u0219te animale suferinde, incon\u0219tiente si turbate?\u2019 M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam \u0219i eu ce trist\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103 e s\u0103-\u021bi condi\u021bionezi fericirea \u0219i cinstea ta de sexul capricios al femeii.\u201d Dac\u0103 un b\u0103rbat \u00eei ofer\u0103 o havan\u0103 \u0219i-l prive\u0219te cu interes, Gheorghidiu \u00eel suspecteaz\u0103 de homosexualitate (ceea ce nu-i de bine, evident): \u201edup\u0103 ce m\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103lui din nou \u00eentr-o privire de dragoste, cu o emo\u021bie nea\u0219teptat\u0103, ca de homosexual, \u00eemi m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie \u00eencet m\u00e2na.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum era de a\u0219teptat, con\u0219tiin\u021ba propriei superiorit\u0103\u021bi nu-l p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te pe Gheorghidiu nici \u00een partea a doua a c\u0103r\u021bii. Pe front, r\u0103m\u00e2ne cel mai curajos \u0219i lucid \u0219i, indiferent de primejdie, \u00ee\u0219i p\u0103streaz\u0103 atitudinea patern\u0103 \u0219i protectoare. C\u00e2nd ceilal\u021bi \u2013 el \u00eei nume\u0219te \u201eoamenii mei\u201d- se arunc\u0103 dispera\u021bi \u00een \u0219an\u021burile \u0219oselei, el r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u201e\u00een picioare pe \u0219osea ca s\u0103 le arate c\u0103 nu e nimic, cum gust\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii din doctorie, ca s\u0103 \u00eencurajeze copiii s-o ia. \u201eC\u00e2nd ceilal\u021bi se tem, el vine cu puterea propriului exemplu: \u201eSunt la zece pa\u0219i \u00eenaintea tuturor, strig\u00e2nd necontenit \u00cenainte\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd ceilal\u021bi nu anticipeaz\u0103 ce urmeaz\u0103, el este singurul care o face:\u201ePesimismul meu e \u0219i mai greu acum, iar purtarea mea ast\u0103-noapte, destul de desprins\u0103, \u00eemi d\u0103 un fel de obiectivitate, parc\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021bific\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd spun Am impresia c\u0103 m\u00e2ine vom lupta \u00een jurul Ruc\u0103rului.\u201d C\u00e2nd vede pe cineva g\u00e2ndind, trage concluzia c\u0103 el g\u00e2nde\u0219te mai profund: \u201ePe urm\u0103 am t\u0103cut \u00eendelung. Eu g\u00e2ndindu-m\u0103 la moartea tuturor\u2026 el numai la a lui.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Autosuficient, arogant, misogin, rasist, sexist, homofob, \u00eemp\u0103un\u00e2ndu-se cu cele c\u00e2teva no\u021biuni de filosofie dob\u00e2ndite \u00een facultate, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i un titlu de glorie din faptul c\u0103 nu e bun la tango \u0219i \u00een b\u0103t\u0103ile cu flori de la \u0218osea, \u0219i mai ales ador\u00e2nd s\u0103 se aud\u0103 vorbind pentru a se asigura \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 c\u0103-i mai breaz dec\u00e2t to\u021bi (rude, iubite, solda\u021bi) \u2013 acesta este superiorul \u0218tefan Gheorghidiu, creat de Camil Petrescu \u0219i promovat ca atare de critici cu autoritate (\u00een frunte cu G. C\u0103linescu) cita\u021bi de aproape un secol cu evlavie de genera\u021bii de autori de manuale \u0219colare \u0219i profesori de limba rom\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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