{"id":15254,"date":"2026-04-10T16:42:46","date_gmt":"2026-04-10T13:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=15254"},"modified":"2026-04-10T16:43:47","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T13:43:47","slug":"stolul-2024-poezia-corporatista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=15254","title":{"rendered":"Stolul 2024. <i>Poezia corporatist\u0103<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"622\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/3990783605-0.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15255\" style=\"width:500px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/3990783605-0.jpeg 622w, https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/3990783605-0-187x300.jpeg 187w, https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/3990783605-0-480x772.jpeg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 622px) 100vw, 622px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Tibi &amp; Ligia, <em>Poezii<\/em>, Dezarticulat Books, Bucure\u0219ti, 2024<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>E de la sine dat (\u0219i \u00een\u021beles) c\u0103 dac\u0103 exist\u0103 corporati\u0219ti care au de g\u00eend s\u0103 scrie poezii (din exces de plictiseal\u0103), ace\u0219tia vor lucra \u00een <em>team<\/em>, conform cutumelor de la firm\u0103. \u0218i vor porni din acela\u0219i punct, urm\u00eend apoi, \u00een mare, acela\u0219i scenariu despre c\u00eet e de dulce \u0219i amar\u0103 via\u021ba de corporatist tradus\u0103 \u00een minimalism ironic. Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 Tibi &amp; Ligia aveau \u2013 pentru <em>Poezii\u00adle<\/em> de la Dezarticulat Books, 2024 \u2013un program gata elaborat, cu softul, tonalitatea \u0219i punctajul stabilite dinainte. Nu par s\u0103-\u0219i fi propus cine \u0219tie ce obiective dincolo de o ofert\u0103 agreabil\u0103, livrat\u0103 cu inteligen\u021b\u0103, ironie \u0219i, inevitabil, spirit ludic. O poezie simpatic\u0103 pe loc, f\u0103r\u0103 ifose de nici un fel, nici problematice, nici expresive. \u00centre multele nuan\u021be ale poeziei \u201eagreabile\u201d, cred c\u0103 Vlad Dr\u0103goi a nimerit-o, pe man\u0219et\u0103, pe cea mai potrivit\u0103, folosind un termen f\u0103r\u0103 prestigiu academic, dar exact: \u0219i Tibi, \u0219i Ligia scriu \u201emi\u0219to\u201d. E o categorie care poate fi admis\u0103 \u0219i omologat\u0103 printre celelalte mai calificate \u0219i mai eufemistice, chiar dac\u0103 unii vor str\u00eemba din nas(uri). De vreme ce exist\u0103 poezia \u201emi\u0219to\u201d, de ce n-ar exista \u0219i conceptul (ori baremi calificativul)?! Teoria literar\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie mai receptiv\u0103 la realit\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe fond, m\u0103car c\u0103 nici unul, nici cel\u0103lalt nu vorbesc niciodat\u0103 (chiar) serios, poeziile lor nu duc lips\u0103 de vopsea elegiac\u0103, folosit\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 cu non\u0219alan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 dramatisme. Dar despre alienare scriu ei am\u00eendoi, ba chiar, dincolo de joac\u0103, despre dezumanizare. C\u00eete un avertisment rostesc ambii \u00een deschiderea cu <em>sprint run<\/em>-uri, am\u00eendoi lu\u00eend de premis\u0103 o dezumanizare cauzat\u0103 de ocupa\u021biile corporatiste care nu las\u0103 loc evenimentelor existen\u021biale \u0219i afectelor. Cu \u201eMama a murit azi\/ sau ieri\/ nu mai \u0219tiu\/ preg\u0103tesc campaniile\/ pentru black friday\u201d sprinteaz\u0103 Tibi, \u00een acela\u0219i pas cu Ligia: \u201eTata a murit\/ ieri sau azi\/ nu mai \u0219tiu\/ am un training\/ de preg\u0103tit\u201d. Reparti\u021bia mor\u021bilor a \u021binut seama de \u0219ansa de a-l auzi de departe pe Oedip al\u0103tur\u00eendu-li-se (doar a\u0219a, ca o adiere), iar identitatea punctului de pornire se va reg\u0103si \u0219i \u00een alte puncte de trecere, semn c\u0103 de o tehnic\u0103 premeditat\u0103 a compozi\u021biei e vorba. La drept vorbind, e vorba de interpret\u0103ri ale aceleia\u0219i partituri, cu mult jargon corporatist \u0219i, desigur, \u00eentr-o limb\u0103 specific\u0103, nici chiar rom\u00e2n\u0103, nici chiar englez\u0103. Via\u021ba de corporatist nu-i prea vesel\u0103, ba din contr\u0103, rezult\u0103 un fel de sclavie mai euforic\u0103 \u00een care actorii s-au golit de sentimente sau nu au timp de ele, c\u0103ci pauzele s\u00eent foarte scurte, cum p\u0103\u021be\u0219te Ligia \u00een <em>Eligiac\u0103<\/em> (nu-i eroare, ci inten\u021bie): \u201emai \u0219tii\/ c\u00eend am ie\u0219it la date\/ \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 la afi park\/ c\u00eet aveam eu pauza de mas\u0103 [\u2026] dar nu acum\/ \u00eemi expir\u0103 pauza\/ am \u00eent\u00eerziat 30 de minute\/ am pierdut deja 10 lei\/ la salariu\u201d. Bie\u021bii oameni s\u00eent at\u00eet de stresa\u021bi \u00eenc\u00eet trebuie s\u0103 recurg\u0103 la tot felul de terapii \u2013 \u0219i cum nu cred \u00een cele psihiatrice (precum Ligia), recurg la altele mai eficiente: \u201epoate voi \u00eencerca\/ ce mi-a recomandat o coleg\u0103 pasionat\u0103 \u0219i ea de\/ terapii\/ vaginal steaming\/ deasupra unui vas cu ap\u0103 fiebinte\/ \u00een care plute\u0219te un m\u0103nunchi\/ de busuioc &amp; rozmarin\u201d (<em>self-help &amp; excel<\/em>). \u0218i terapiile lui Tibi s\u00eent cam de acela\u0219i fel (<em>chimicale &amp; excel<\/em>): \u201esunt \u00eempotriva drogurilor\/ dar c\u00eend e peak season de v\u00eenz\u0103ri\/ trebuie s\u0103 stau focusat\/ a\u0219a c\u0103 m\u0103 transform \u00een\/ turbo sapiens\/ scopul e s\u0103 nu o dau \u00een extreme\/ am nevoie de stimulare pentru\/ 12 ore de munc\u0103\/zi\u201d etc. Practic\u0103 am\u00eendoi, fire\u0219te, jocul de limbaj dopat cu argotice profesionale (\u0219i cel de pagini ninse de puncte \u0219i liniu\u021be ca metafor\u0103 non-verbal\u0103 a deprim\u0103rii \u0219i golului), cum face Tibi \u00een <em>din noti\u021be<\/em>: \u201echeck-in meeting pe zoom\/ cu multe criticale \u0219i task-uri noi\/ pe trello\/ un fun act aflat pe final\/ c\u00eend ne-am relaxat pu\u021bin\/ the floor was all ours\/ cic\u0103 e penurie\/ de mirodenii rare\/ \u00een bucure\u0219ti\u201d. \u00cen general e deprimant s\u0103 fii corporatist, dar s\u00eent \u0219i supape, c\u00eend e, bun\u0103oar\u0103, c\u00eete un <em>teambuilding<\/em> (la care ia parte Ligia): \u201esau acele zile din an\/ \u00een care cele mai\/ reprimate dorin\u021be&amp;fantezii\/ pot deveni realitate\u201d. Se adapteaz\u0103 climatului \u0219i referin\u021bele culturale sau chiar intertextualiz\u0103rile (la Tibi, bun\u0103oar\u0103): \u201espune-mi, dac\u0103 te-a\u0219 prinde-ntr-o zi\/ pe vinted\/ c\u0103 vinzi chilo\u021bi tanga victoria\u2019s secret\/ \u0219i \u021bi-a\u0219 da un mesaj\/ de pe unul dintre cele 13 conturi false\/ de <em>underwear fetishist<\/em>\/s\u0103-mi trimi\u021bi\/ c\u00eeteva perechi purtate\/ nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 mi-ai vinde cu drag\/ 100 de euro bucata\/ \u0219i i-ai da cu praf de sc\u0103rpinat\/ nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 mi-ai face\/ una ca asta\u201d (<em>vintedcore<\/em>). O elegie parodiat\u0103 scriu Tibi \u0219i Ligia, cu verv\u0103 \u0219i deta\u0219are, ca \u0219i cum nu le-ar p\u0103sa c\u0103 via\u021ba lor dispare, iar \u00een golul r\u0103mas trebuie pus\u0103, ca suplinitor, o inteligen\u021b\u0103 ludic\u0103 \u0219i o terapie prin umor de sine. Ar putea \u0219i pl\u00eenge, dar prefer\u0103 s\u0103 se ia peste picior, auto-zeflemisindu-se tocmai c\u00eend le vine s\u0103 se auto-comp\u0103timeasc\u0103. La urma urmei, \u0219i stresul, \u0219i anxietatea pot fi mi\u0219to, dac\u0103-s ale tale \u0219i \u0219tii cum s\u0103 te joci cu ele. Dac\u0103 are stil, \u0219i frivolitatea are fani (de nu cumva are oricum), nu doar du\u0219mani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carnete critice de Al. 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