{"id":14953,"date":"2026-03-02T19:30:31","date_gmt":"2026-03-02T16:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=14953"},"modified":"2026-03-02T19:30:39","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T16:30:39","slug":"stiu-pe-cineva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=14953","title":{"rendered":"\u0218tiu pe cineva"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color has-background\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignleft size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"655\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Stiu-pe-cineva-EGO-Proza-a.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14954\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.6549921752738654;width:300px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Stiu-pe-cineva-EGO-Proza-a.jpg 655w, https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Stiu-pe-cineva-EGO-Proza-a-197x300.jpg 197w, https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Stiu-pe-cineva-EGO-Proza-a-480x733.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>\u201eRobert \u0218erban \u00ee\u0219i surprinde personajele \u00eentr-un singur instantaneu, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-ne s\u0103 intuim cum au ajuns \u00een \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i ce se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla cu ele. Adesea, par s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eencheie socotelile cu via\u021ba, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 con\u0219tientizeze dramatismul momentului tr\u0103it. De\u0219i sunt din aceea\u0219i familie caracterologic\u0103, le distinge umanitatea lor imperfect\u0103, cu sclipiri triste \u0219i umbre nostime. Pentru aceia dintre noi care \u00eei cunosc lui Robert \u0218erban franche\u021bea \u0219i receptivitatea la semenii din jur, urechea lui convivial\u0103, f\u0103cut\u0103 pentru dialogul firesc, nu e at\u00e2t o surpriz\u0103, c\u00e2t \u00eemplinirea unor a\u0219tept\u0103ri. Cei care \u00eel descoper\u0103 \u00een ipostaza de prozator vor fi \u00eens\u0103 cu siguran\u021b\u0103 uimi\u021bi de c\u00e2t de natural scrie despre e\u0219ecurile \u0219i incertitudinile noastre cotidiene, ca \u0219i cum acestea ar fi doar ghinion la un joc de noroc ale c\u0103rui reguli nu le \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m niciodat\u0103 complet, \u00eentruc\u00e2t timpul ne r\u0103m\u00e2ne adversar la fiecare partid\u0103.\u201d (<strong>Alexandru Budac<\/strong>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eE deja un truism c\u0103 existen\u021ba a\u0219a cum o percepem e absurd\u0103 \u0219i prin asta mereu incomplet\u0103. Tocmai pentru c\u0103 o percepe \u00een adev\u0103rata ei form\u0103, Robert \u0218erban \u00eei adaug\u0103 note de umor c\u00e2nd \u00eentunecat, c\u00e2nd sec. \u0218i o \u00eentrege\u0219te. Poate c\u0103 asta \u00eei lipse\u0219te existen\u021bialismului, un imens hohot de r\u00e2s care s\u0103-l umanizeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-l \u00eenchipui pe Robert la o mas\u0103 cu Kafka, spun\u00e2nd bancuri \u00eentunecate. \u0218i astfel vorbindu-i despre noi, a\u0219a cum suntem.\u201d (<strong>Cristian Fula\u0219<\/strong>)<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Cum mi\u2011am intrat \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103<br>(Fragment)<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">Am tras scaunul pu\u0163in mai \u00een spate ca s\u0103\u2011mi \u00eentind picioarele \u015fi s\u0103 privesc prin golul l\u0103sat de geamul cobor\u00e2t \u00een portier\u0103, pe unde intra aer c\u0103ldu\u0163 \u015fi parfumat, ca\u2011n aprilie. Eram obosit\u0103, n\u2011aveam chef s\u0103 m\u0103 dau jos din ma\u015fin\u0103, mai ales c\u0103 \u00een doar c\u00e2teva minute urma s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ca s\u0103 nu adorm \u2013 fiindc\u0103 am sim\u0163it cum \u00eencet\u2011\u00eencet m\u0103 topesc \u00een scaun \u015fi m\u0103 cuprinde o stare de somnolen\u0163\u0103 \u2013, am \u00eencercat s\u0103 fiu atent\u0103 la un joc de baschet de pe un teren din apropierea parc\u0103rii. Trei la trei, la un panou, tipi cam \u00eentre 40 \u015fi 50 de ani. Nu se mi\u015fcau r\u0103u \u2013 probabil jucau regulat, aveau antrenament \u2013 \u015fi, oricum, \u00een lips\u0103 de altceva, era ceea ce\u2011mi trebuia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd unul dintre ei a aruncat de la mare distan\u0163\u0103, aproape de jum\u0103tatea terenului, \u015fi a \u00eenscris, m\u2011am \u00eendreptat pu\u0163in \u015fi cred c\u0103 am z\u00e2mbit. M\u2011 a observat, s\u2011a uitat fix c\u0103tre mine \u015fi mi s\u2011a p\u0103rut c\u0103 se \u00eenclin\u0103 pu\u0163in, a \u201emul\u0163umesc\u201c. Am ridicat degetul mare: \u201eOK!\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103rbatul a dat din cap \u00eentreb\u0103tor, ca \u015fi cum m\u2011ar fi chestionat dac\u0103 lui \u00eei era adresat semnul meu. Am l\u0103sat degetul mare \u00een jos \u015fi am \u00eentins ar\u0103t\u0103torul c\u0103tre el: \u201eDa, chiar \u0163ie\u201c. A z\u00e2mbit \u015fi a dus ambele palme spre inim\u0103, privindu\u2011m\u0103 prelung, ca \u00eentr\u2011o declara\u0163ie patetic\u0103 de dragoste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Era ar\u0103tos, \u00eenalt, f\u0103r\u0103 burt\u0103, cu pu\u0163in\u0103 chelie, bra\u0163e musculoase \u015fi picioare bine profilate. A r\u0103mas \u00een acea pozi\u0163ie mai multe secunde, iar postura lui m\u2011a f\u0103cut s\u0103\u2011mi retrag ar\u0103t\u0103torul \u015fi s\u0103 ridic inelarul pe care purtam verigheta, ca s\u0103\u2011l avertizez. \u015ei\u2011a luat palmele de la inim\u0103, le\u2011a \u00eendep\u0103rtat una de alta \u015fi le\u2011a ridicat, odat\u0103 cu umerii: \u201e\u015ei care\u2011i problema?\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta m\u2011a scos instantaneu din toropeal\u0103 \u015fi din s\u0103rite, mai ales c\u0103 \u015fi ceilal\u0163i tipi se opriser\u0103 din joc \u015fi priveau coment\u00e2nd dialogul nostru mut. Ar\u0103tam eu ca una care vrea s\u0103 fie ag\u0103\u0163at\u0103? \u201eAsta ai \u00een\u0163eles tu, imbecilule \u00een pantaloni scur\u0163i \u015fi \u00een maiou caraghios, din amabilitatea mea?!\u201c, mi\u2011am spus \u00een g\u00e2nd \u015fi, \u00een timp ce\u2011mi retr\u0103geam rapid inelarul, mi\u2011am ridicat mijlociul \u015fi i l\u2011am ar\u0103tat, hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reac\u0163ia lui a fost imediat\u0103. \u015ei\u2011a urcat palma st\u00e2ng\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een dreptul capului, \u015fi\u2011a unit \u00eencet, ca \u00een reluare, ar\u0103t\u0103torul cu degetul mare, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd i\u2011a reu\u015fit un cercule\u0163 perfect, care putea fi \u015fi un OK, dar \u015fi o gaur\u0103. Eu gaur\u0103 am v\u0103zut \u015fi m\u2011am enervat de\u2011a binelea, motiv pentru care mi\u2011am culcat mijlociul \u015fi am s\u0103ltat degetul mic: \u201eCu asta vrei tu, m\u0103, cu at\u00e2tica?!\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amicii lui au pufnit \u00een r\u00e2s, i\u2011am v\u0103zut cum li se mi\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi li se cambreaz\u0103 corpurile, cum hohotesc \u015fi \u00eei spun ceva, iar el r\u0103spunde \u015fi, \u00een timp ce le vorbe\u015fte, \u00ee\u015fi coboar\u0103 bra\u0163ul st\u00e2ng \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103\u2011l b\u0103l\u0103ng\u0103ne \u00een sus \u015fi\u2011n jos, ca \u015fi cum ar fi fost o m\u0103t\u0103r\u00e2ng\u0103 de cal. Ah, era dizgra\u0163ios, idiotul, de\u2011a dreptul dizgra\u0163ios, iar eu m\u0103 uitasem la el cu simpatie \u015fi cu o curiozitate fireasc\u0103, fiindc\u0103 mi se p\u0103ruse c\u0103 arat\u0103 bine \u015fi e un domn care face sport. Mi\u2011am str\u00e2ns furioas\u0103 degetele \u00een pumn \u015fi l\u2011am \u00eendreptat amenin\u0163\u0103tor \u00een direc\u0163ia lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A r\u0103mas descump\u0103nit c\u00e2teva clipe, a l\u0103sat s\u0103\u2011i cad\u0103 st\u00e2nga pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 corp, a z\u00e2mbit, iar \u00een acel z\u00e2mbet am deslu\u015fit p\u0103rerea de r\u0103u. Mai mult, \u015fi\u2011a lipit palmele una de alta \u015fi le\u2011a ridicat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een dreptul pieptului, a iertare. T\u00e2mpitul! Realizase c\u0103 \u00eentrecuse m\u0103sura \u015fi c\u0103 m\u0103 scosese din pepeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am v\u0103zut cum i se mi\u015fc\u0103 buzele: vorbea cu amicii de pe teren. Iar ei, to\u0163i deodat\u0103, au f\u0103cut acela\u015fi semn de iertare ca el. \u015ease h\u0103ndr\u0103l\u0103i \u00een \u015forturi \u015fi \u00een maiouri s\u2011au \u00eenclinat \u00een direc\u0163ia mea cu o evlavie excesiv\u0103, de parc\u0103 a\u015f fi fost Fecioara Maria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu m\u2011am putut ab\u0163ine \u015fi am izbucnit \u00een r\u00e2s, am pornit ma\u015fina, dar, \u00eenainte de a demara, mi\u2011am deschis pumnul pe care \u00eel \u0163inusem la vedere, am scos bra\u0163ul st\u00e2ng \u015fi mai mult pe geam \u015fi le\u2011am f\u0103cut cu palma acel semn scurt, hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u015fi mobilizator pe care \u00eel fac \u015fefii g\u0103\u015ftilor: \u201eUrma\u0163i\u2011m\u0103!\u201c.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fragment din volumul omonim de Robert \u0218erban<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":14954,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[164,29],"tags":[191,2415,1764,98,691,2718],"coauthors":[1279],"class_list":["post-14953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-avanpremiere","category-fictiune","tag-avanpremiera-editoriala","tag-colectia-ego-proza","tag-editura-polirom","tag-proza-scurta","tag-robert-serban","tag-stiu-pe-cineva"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Stiu-pe-cineva-EGO-Proza-a.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14953"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14958,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14953\/revisions\/14958"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14953"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=14953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}