{"id":1388,"date":"2021-03-10T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-10T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2021-03-10T10:04:57","modified_gmt":"2021-03-10T07:04:57","slug":"scrisori-catre-richard-brautigan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=1388","title":{"rendered":"Scrisori c\u0103tre Richard Brautigan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00cen primul episod din al patrulea sezon <em>Mornin\u2019 poets<\/em>, am citit poeme de Richard Brautigan \u015fi i-am scris scrisori. Imaginare \u015fi nu prea. Subtile, cu c\u00e2te o tu\u015f\u0103 de umor, oneste, spontane, nepreten\u0163ioase, nostalgice, dojenitoare, dar \u015fi pline de \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Unii dintre cursan\u0163ii acestui <em>workshop <\/em>au mimat perfect stilul lui Brautigan, al\u0163ii din con\u00adtr\u0103, l-au luat \u00een r\u0103sp\u0103r. Marele c\u00e2\u015ftig al acestui experiment e c\u0103 nu a ie\u015fit un exerci\u0163iu de admira\u0163ie, ci un dialog cu adev\u0103rat viu, pe care \u00eel pute\u0163i citi mai jos. (Andrei Mocu\u021ba)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><em>Andrada Yunusoglu<\/em><br>Richard,<br>n-o s\u0103 v\u0103d niciodat\u0103 japonia. e trist dac\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti la asta, a\u015fa c\u0103 n-are rost s\u0103-\u0163i faci prea multe griji. am stat la mas\u0103 cu rilke<br>ast\u0103-var\u0103 n-am b\u0103ut cafea am \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163it<br>un \u015ftrudel. germana mea era cam proast\u0103<br>a plecat imediat ce-a \u00eenghi\u0163it<br>ultima bucat\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103.<br>\u00ee\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 m-am sim\u0163it at\u00e2t de prost<br>\u00een fine,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">Sabo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Iulia Stoichi\u0163<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bun\u0103, Richard (sau ar trebui s\u0103-\u0163i spun Dick \u2013 scuze, nu m-am putut ab\u0163ine; mul\u0163ume\u015fte-le p\u0103rin\u0163ilor pentru nume, cel mai probabil mamei tale),<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt Iulia. Nu m\u0103 \u015ftii. Nici nu ai avea de ce \u015fi ce s\u0103 \u015ftii despre mine. Ce-i drept, nici eu nu prea \u015ftiam despre tine. \u015etiam despre Sylvia, Anne, Robert\u2026 Ah, stai! Nu sunt beatnici. Nu conteaz\u0103, \u015ftiam de Allen, c\u0103 deh, cine a tr\u0103it sub o piatr\u0103 ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 scuza de a nu \u015fti de Allen, Jack, Lawrence, William Burroughs, nu Carlos Williams, \u015fi vag \u015fi de al\u0163ii. E okay. Nici tu nu \u015ftii vreun poet rom\u00e2n, sunt con\u00advins\u0103. \u015ei nu am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 ies \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 cu Mihai (sau Michael, pentru tine) Eminescu. \u0162i-a\u015f zice de Bacovia, un nevrotic simpatic (a\u015fa \u00eemi place s\u0103 cred, c\u0103 era simpatic, dincolo de nevroze). \u015ei de Arghezi \u0163i-a\u015f spune. \u015ei de optzeci\u015fti, c\u0103 sunt un fel de beatnici \u015fi biografi\u015fti la noi de anii \u201980 ai secolului trecut (m\u0103 rog, poate 2000-i\u015ftii ar spune c\u0103 ei sunt beatnicii literaturii rom\u00e2ne). Primii, \u00een orice caz. Eu zic c\u0103 avem poe\u0163i buni, dar nu m\u0103 pune s\u0103 fac o list\u0103 de preferin\u0163e. Motivul e c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 m\u0103 consider o mai bun\u0103 cititoare de proz\u0103 dec\u00e2t de poezie (de-asta nu m\u0103 aventurez \u00een liste, nu c\u0103 m-ar preocupa dac\u0103 cineva are o problem\u0103 cu preferin\u0163ele mele). \u00centreab\u0103-i pe ei de ce merit\u0103 s\u0103-i cite\u015fti. \u015ei eu a\u015f fi curioas\u0103 s\u0103 le aud argumentele. Pot s\u0103-\u0163i zic, dac\u0103 vrei, de ce merit s\u0103 m\u0103 cite\u015fti pe mine, odat\u0103 ce voi deveni ditamai poetesa rom\u00e2n\u0103, dar, dup\u0103 cum vezi, evit c\u00e2t pot de mult s\u0103 m\u0103 iau \u00een serios (de unde \u015fi termenul de \u201epoetes\u0103\u201d, care \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 are toate sensurile peiorative cu putin\u0163\u0103). \u015ei oricum, sunt o poetes\u0103 narcisist\u0103. Chiar \u015fi c\u00e2nd pare c\u0103 nu e vorba despre mine, e vorba tot despre mine, doar c\u0103 mi-am dat silin\u0163a\/singur\u0103 provocare s\u0103 scriu diferit fa\u0163\u0103 de cum a\u015f fi scris \u00een mod normal, s\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een c\u00e2te moduri pot spune aceea\u015fi chestie\/poveste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Cred c\u0103 unele poeme ale tale acum ar fi catalogate ca meme. Nu m\u0103 pune s\u0103-\u0163i explic exact ce sunt, dar recuno\u015fti unul c\u00e2nd \u00eel vezi.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar nu despre poe\u0163ii rom\u00e2ni sau mine voiam s\u0103-\u0163i zic. A\u015f p\u0103rea prea provincial\u0103 (nu c\u0103 n-a\u015f fi oricum, dup\u0103 toate standardele), iar noi, rom\u00e2nii, ne pricepem s\u0103 ascundem c\u0103 am fi provinciali ca s\u0103 fim, de fapt, cu at\u00e2t mai provinciali. Voiam s\u0103-\u0163i zic c\u0103 m\u0103 scoate din s\u0103rite ditamai pandemia emo\u0163ional\u0103 \u015fi psihologic\u0103 ce s-a iscat cu Covid-191. \u015ei c\u0103 <em>Trusa de repara\u0163ii karmice 1-4 <\/em>e un bun ghid despre cum ne oprim mereu la 1, unii mai trec \u015fi la 2, iar de 3 \u015fi 4 nici nu mai poate fi vorba. E frumos \u00een bunc\u0103r c\u00e2nd l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine mor Adolf Hitler \u015fi Eva Braun (de fapt, cred c\u0103 ordinea \u00een care mor era pe dos) de Covid-19, dup\u0103 ce \u015fi-au f\u0103cut provizii, \u015fi-au luat toate precau\u0163iile \u015fi erau ultimii care nu se \u00eemboln\u0103viser\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cred c\u0103 unele poeme ale tale acum ar fi catalogate ca meme. Nu m\u0103 pune s\u0103-\u0163i explic exact ce sunt, dar recuno\u015fti unul c\u00e2nd \u00eel vezi. Uite ce zice Yuval Noah Harari: \u201eThis approach is sometimes called memetics. It assumes that, just as organic evolution is based on the replication of organic information units called \u2018genes\u2019, so cultural evolution is based on the replication of cultural information units called \u2018memes\u2019. Successful cultures are those that excel in repro\u00adducing their memes, irrespective of the costs and benefits to their human hosts.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu \u015ftiu ce s\u0103-\u0163i mai zic. Sigur nu te intereseaz\u0103 teoria \u015fi conceptele. Nici pe mine nu m-ar interesa, dar m-am \u00eenscris la un doctorat. Nici pe mine nu m-ar interesa, dar sunt \u00een zodia gemeni, iar gemenii se plictisesc repede dac\u0103 n-au o provocare de ordin intelectual \u2013 un <em>junky <\/em>intelectual. Sun\u0103 mai bine dec\u00e2t intelectual\u0103 (\u00een Rom\u00e2nia, c\u00e2nd spui despre cineva c\u0103 e intelectual, de fapt, vrei s\u0103-l insul\u0163i sau s\u0103 faci o glum\u0103 proast\u0103; e ca \u015fi cum ai purta o c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 b\u0103rb\u0103teasc\u0103 nou-nou\u0163\u0103, abia cump\u0103rat\u0103 din magazin, din care nu ai scos acele de la guler, dar totu\u015fi ai luat-o pe tine).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ai grij\u0103 cu alcoolul; dup\u0103 o v\u00e2rst\u0103, to\u0163i se las\u0103 de droguri \u015fi se mul\u0163u\u00admesc cu alcoolul. S\u0103 te speli pe m\u00e2ini des, s\u0103 por\u0163i masc\u0103 (sanitar\u0103, nu social\u0103).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"><em>Bye!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P.S. 1. dac\u0103 nu te-am convins c\u0103 <em>we should be friends<\/em>, \u00een zodiacul meu spune c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg bine cu v\u0103rs\u0103torii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P.S. 2. \u0162i-am l\u0103sat c\u00e2teva poeme pe final, c\u0103 tot ziceam \u00een c\u00e2te moduri pot spune aceea\u015fi poveste. Alana Payne e crea\u0163ia mea, dar BoJack Horsemann a fost inventat de altcineva. \u015ei, pentru mine, cel pu\u0163in, din moment ce-mi place personajul at\u00e2t de mult, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu lumea \u00een care func\u0163ioneaz\u0103, mi se pare chiar o provocare s\u0103-l folosesc pe BoJack \u00een poemele mele. Po\u0163i s\u0103 aplici acelea\u015fi reguli ale personajului c\u00e2nd \u00eel folose\u015fti sau s\u0103 extinzi universul s\u0103u, folosind <em>a soft system of rules <\/em>din acel univers. Plus c\u0103 BoJack a fost creat pen\u00adtru mediul vizual, deci e cu at\u00e2t mai mult o provocare pentru mine. Stai lini\u015ftit, nu ata\u015fez poemele pentru c\u0103 am nevoie de validarea ta literar\u0103. A\u015f scrie oricum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-dots\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>BoJack \u015fi Alana Payne 2<\/strong><br>Alana Payne \u00ee\u015fi imagina<br>cum BoJack \u00ee\u015fi imagina<br>o via\u0163\u0103 cu ea<br>se mutaser\u0103 la \u0163ar\u0103<br>vara noaptea goi \u00een lac<br>o \u00eenv\u0103\u0163ase s\u0103 \u00eenoate<br>se mutaser\u0103 la \u0163ar\u0103<br>crescutul de plante de coca<br>varietatea coca amazonian\u0103<br>p\u0103rea genul lor de activitate<br>agricol\u0103 dup\u0103 un timp au pus bazele<br>unei planta\u0163ii de <em>Amanita muscaria<\/em><br>cu spiritul ei antreprenorial Alana<br>a speculat cererea de ciuperci din partea<br>vr\u0103jitoarelor dispuse s\u0103 elimine opozi\u0163ia<br>se mutaser\u0103 la \u0163ar\u0103<br>ca Alana Payne s\u0103-l poat\u0103<br>fute liber\u0103 pe BoJack<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>BoJack the Belle of the Ball<\/strong><br>Alana Payne a\u015ftepta s\u0103 fie invitat\u0103<br>la balul de absolvire de BoJack<br>dar era sub demnitatea lui s\u0103 respecte<br>regulile inventate de el \u00eensu\u015fi<br>conform propriilor ei reguli<br>Alana Payne l-a invitat pe BoJack la bal<br>n-a contat c\u0103 BoJack avea deja partener\u0103<br>pentru balul de absolvire<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>vrei palme la cur bag sama<\/strong><br>Alana Payne \u015ftia c\u0103 primea palme<br>doar de la taic\u0103-s\u0103u<br>pentru fundul ca o trambulin\u0103<br>3 ani \u015fi ceva au mers cei doi \u015fi la bal<br>\u015fi la spital BoJack a mers<br>\u015fi cu cealalt\u0103 partener\u0103<br>\u00een acest timp Alana Payne a mai avut<br>un partener la balul de absolvire<br>dar BoJack a perfec\u0163ionat<br>tropul \u201etwo-dates-to-the-prom\u201d<br>dup\u0103 to\u0163i anii cu Alana Payne<br>+ cealalt\u0103 a g\u0103sit o (alt\u0103) Penny Carson<br><em>vezi, Alana, cum nu e\u015fti niciodat\u0103 prima?<\/em><br><em>mai aveai o speran\u0163\u0103 dac\u0103 nu exista Ioana Ieronim<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>you can look her up I don\u2019t care<\/strong><br>s-a s\u0103rutat cu ea? da<br>i-a b\u0103gat m\u00e2na pe sub rochie? da<br>a \u00eenceput Penny s\u0103-l dezbrace? da<br>a intrat Alana sau cealalt\u0103 peste ei? da sau nu<br>ceea ce n-a perfec\u0163ionat BoJack ci Alana<br>a fost parodierea propriilor reguli \u015fi a\u015ftept\u0103ri<br>el se mai viseaz\u0103<br>a lost boy on his way to hollywoo<br>unde g\u0103se\u015fte o balt\u0103 aprovizionat\u0103<br>consistent cu mommies<br>he can slide his dick in and out of<br>cu multe alte talente profesionale<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>m\u00e2na virtual\u0103 \u00eentins\u0103<\/strong><br>m\u00e2na virtual\u0103 \u00eentins\u0103 care nu spune<br>o poveste nu prime\u015fte poze nud<br>a \u00eenceput ca un <em>quest<\/em><br>mi-ai ar\u0103tat-o p-a ta<br>eu m-am l\u0103sat greu<br>ca-n toate basmele<br>nemuritoare pe care<br>mi le citea bunica<br>\u00een spital pe la 5-6 ani<br>atunci timpul se m\u0103sura \u00een<br>pic\u0103turile ce-mi<br>ajungeau \u00een vena ad\u00e2nc<br>\u00eenfipt\u0103 sub piele<br>(despre asta nu \u0163i-am scris<br>niciodat\u0103 tot despre altele)<br>pic pic dac\u0103 F\u0103t-Frumos de data asta<br>se \u00eentoarce \u00eenapoi \u00een Tinere\u0163e f\u0103r\u0103 B\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e<br>\u015fi Via\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de Moarte?<br>acum timpul se scurge ca o dron\u0103<br>pe care \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 s\u0103 o folosesc<br>de c\u00e2nd nu-mi mai dau voie s\u0103 te caut<br>mi-ai spus<br>c\u0103 via\u0163a de b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat<br>a doua oar\u0103<br>e at\u00e2t de mi\u015fto<br>am primit \u015fi dou\u0103 suveniruri<br>din paradisul conjugal<br>fr\u00e2nghia t\u0103iat\u0103 \u015fi o poz\u0103 cu \u00eencheietura<br>m\u00e2inii st\u00e2ngi varianta \u00eenainte \u015fi dup\u0103<br>ajunge \u00een Valea Pl\u00e2ngerii<br>dac\u0103 cineva \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 te \u0163in\u0103<br>\u00eempotriva voin\u0163ei tale \u00een Tinere\u0163e<br>f\u0103r\u0103 B\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e \u015fi Via\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de Moarte<br>chiar \u015fi a\u015fa<br>\u0163i-am ar\u0103tat mai mult dec\u00e2t ai ar\u0103tat tu<br>o hart\u0103 a defectelor corporale \u015fi morale<br>fic\u0163iunile perfecte despre tine<br>pe care le scriu de la 17 ani<br>dar pe care nu le ar\u0103t nim\u0103nui<br>din prea mult\u0103 jen\u0103 burghez\u0103<br>nu-i de-ajuns nu-i de-ajunsnuideajuns<br>i-am scris so\u0163iei tale<br>cu ce am reu\u015fit s\u0103 adun de pe<br>gresia \u015fi faian\u0163a din baie<br>dup\u0103 ce tu \u015fi Moartea<br>a\u0163i folosit-o<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(\u2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Andrei Mocu\u021ba<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drag\u0103 Richard Brautigan,<br>Am \u00een\u0163eles \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit<br>de ce \u00ee\u0163i \u00eempar\u0163i<br>tot timpul<br>\u00eentre bibliotec\u0103 \u015fi pescuit<br>\u00cen ambele locuri<br>vorbitul<br>e permis numai<br>\u00een \u015foapt\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen primul episod din al patrulea sezon Mornin\u2019 poets, am citit poeme de Richard Brautigan \u015fi i-am scris scrisori. Imaginare \u015fi nu prea. Subtile, cu c\u00e2te o tu\u015f\u0103 de umor, oneste, spontane, nepreten\u0163ioase, nostalgice, dojenitoare, dar \u015fi pline de \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Unii dintre cursan\u0163ii acestui workshop au mimat perfect stilul lui Brautigan, al\u0163ii din con\u00adtr\u0103, l-au luat \u00een r\u0103sp\u0103r. Marele c\u00e2\u015ftig al acestui experiment e c\u0103 nu a ie\u015fit un exerci\u0163iu de admira\u0163ie, ci un dialog cu adev\u0103rat viu, pe care \u00eel pute\u0163i citi mai jos. (Andrei Mocu\u021ba) Andrada YunusogluRichard,n-o s\u0103 v\u0103d niciodat\u0103 japonia. e trist dac\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti la asta,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":1389,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[164,29],"tags":[192,170,193,189,167],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-avanpremiere","category-fictiune","tag-andrei-mocuta","tag-avanpremiera","tag-biblioteca-brautigan","tag-casa-de-pariuri-literare","tag-fictiune"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/andrei_mocuta-coperta\u0306-finala\u0306.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1388"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1392,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions\/1392"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1388"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=1388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}