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Personajele:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius <\/strong>(21 de ani) \u2013 student la istorie<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton <\/strong>(43 de ani) \u2013 tat\u0103l lui Marius, profesor de geografie<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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1996, un mic or\u0103\u0219el din Rom\u00e2nia.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton st\u0103 pe o banc\u0103 de parc, un ochi de lumin\u0103 cade doar pe el. Are al\u0103turi o lopat\u0103 militar\u0103 Lineman, cu m\u00e2ner scurt, pliabil. Banca este orientat\u0103 \u00een unghi fa\u021b\u0103 de scen\u0103, aproape perpendicular, pe Anton \u00eel vedem din profil.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton <\/strong>(se fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 un timp, \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103<\/em>): Am v\u00e2ndut apartamentul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218tiu, am promis c\u0103 nu o fac, dar crede-m\u0103, Diana, a fost singura solu\u021bie. Am \u0219ase salarii nepl\u0103tite. \u0218ase. \u00cen fiecare lun\u0103 ne mai dau pu\u021bin din leaf\u0103, niciodat\u0103 tot, niciodat\u0103 din urm\u0103, \u0219i datoria cre\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 merg. Pl\u0103tit sau nu, \u00eemi \u021bin lec\u021biile. \u00cemi lipesc \u00een fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103 pantofii cu superglue, c\u0103 nu am bani de o pereche nou\u0103, \u0219i merg la \u0219coal\u0103. C\u0103m\u0103\u0219ile m\u0103 mai \u021bin chiar dac\u0103, pe la guler, \u00eencep s\u0103 oboseasc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cea mai mare fric\u0103 a mea e cu pantalonii. S-a tocit r\u0103u stofa \u00eentre picioare, mi-e team\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi c\u0103 o s\u0103 se rup\u0103 \u0219i nu pot s\u0103-i cos acolo, c\u0103 se vede. De c\u00e2nd am observat, merg \u0219i eu mai \u00eencet \u0219i mai cr\u0103c\u0103nat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au v\u0103zut \u0219i elevii, nu-s pro\u0219ti, \u0219i mi-au pus porecla \u201ecoaie late\u201d. Iart\u0103-m\u0103, Diana, \u0219tii c\u0103 eu nu \u00eenjur, dar a\u0219a mi-au spus. Un pumn, cum \u00eemi venea s\u0103-i iau la pumni\u2026 Dar nu puteam, m-ar fi dat afar\u0103 de la liceu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-a\u0219 fi cump\u0103rat o pereche nou\u0103 de pantaloni, dar nu mai am de la cine \u00eemprumuta bani. M-am uitat pe la second-hand, aveau numai culori turbate. Ce era mai de Doamne-ajut\u0103 nu-mi venea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nu pentru o pereche de pantaloni am v\u00e2ndut apartamentul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ieri a venit Marius acas\u0103, am\u0103r\u00e2t. Nici de la magazinul la care lucra acum ca v\u00e2nz\u0103tor nu a primit vreun ban. E a treia \u021beap\u0103 pe care o ia. Trei luni muncite degeaba, la trei patroni diferi\u021bi. C\u00e2nd a venit ziua de salarii, to\u021bi i-au r\u00e2s \u00een nas. Niciun ban. Nu era vreo avere, 20 de dolari pe lun\u0103, salariul minim pe economie. 20 de dolari am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi. Ne-ar fi ajutat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ce\u0219i neglijeaz\u0103 facultatea, nici pe aia n-o face, nici bani nu face. Asta a ajuns lumea: nu ai unde s\u0103 te angajezi, iar c\u00e2nd reu\u0219e\u0219ti, patronii nu te pl\u0103tesc. Nu d\u0103 statul banii profesorilor, ne-a \u00eent\u00e2rziat \u0219ase luni, ce preten\u021bii s\u0103 ai de la un am\u0103r\u00e2t de proprietar de mic\u0103 afacere?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am vorbit cu Marius, din nou, de America. Eu a\u0219 merge mai degrab\u0103 un an-doi \u00een Germania, cu banii str\u00e2n\u0219i acolo mi-a\u0219 lua un microbuz de pasageri sau marf\u0103. Nu nou, la m\u00e2na a doua. A\u0219 face bani aici cu microbuzul. Marius a zis nu. Are colegi de liceu pleca\u021bi deja, cu p\u0103rin\u021bii, \u00een Canada. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti medic sau inginer, imediat te primesc \u00een Canada. Nimeni nu are nevoie de profesori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius mi-a zis c\u0103 \u0219tie un tip care a mai dus oameni afar\u0103. \u00cen Grecia, Italia sau Spania. De acolo, dintr-un port, te ascunzi \u00eentr-un container de marf\u0103 pe care scrie \u201eAmerica\u201d. Stai c\u00e2teva zile \u00een el \u0219i-n trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni e\u0219ti la destina\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici \u00een America nu au nevoie de profesori, dar e de munc\u0103 la sp\u0103lat vase \u00een restaurante. Sunt bani buni \u00een construc\u021bii ori salubritate, 2-3.000 de dolari pe lun\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi dai seama! Doar c\u0103 eu, cu problemele pe care le am la spate\u2026 Asta e, Marius a zis c\u0103 se bag\u0103 \u00een construc\u021bii, m\u0103car el s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige mai bine. Poate am noroc, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b limba c\u00e2t sp\u0103l vase \u0219i apoi fac taximetrie. De ce s\u0103 n-am noroc?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 am mers asear\u0103 cu Marius la vecinul Popescu, medicul, \u0219i i-am zis c\u0103 v\u00e2nd apartamentul. De un an m\u0103 tot bate la cap c\u0103 \u00eel vrea, c\u0103 i-ar prinde bine s\u0103-\u0219i extind\u0103 cabinetul. Am semnat actele diminea\u021b\u0103. 5.800 de dolari am luat pe apartament. Am avut noroc, c\u0103 era la parter, bun de spa\u021biu comercial. Dac\u0103 era la ultimul etaj, nu interesa pe nimeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am trecut apoi pe la liceu, s\u0103 le spun c\u0103-mi iau concediu f\u0103r\u0103 plat\u0103. Oricum, nu m\u0103 pl\u0103tesc. Dar, dac\u0103 nu-mi iese plecarea \u00een America, s\u0103 am m\u0103car unde s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe hol, spre cabinetul directorului, am auzit \u00een spate \u201euite-l pe coaie late!\u201d. M-am \u00eentors brusc, era un lungan cu o gagic\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu cum a plecat lovitura din mine. O direct\u0103 de dreapta ca-n zilele bune, la lotul olimpic de box. Am lovit cu pumnul str\u00e2ns, u\u0219or plecat, s\u0103-i intre bine metacarpienele \u00een gur\u0103. Cu bra\u021bul \u00eentins, cu piciorul arcuit, pe v\u00e2rf. Corpul \u0103sta poate a \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit, poate s-a rablagit, dar n-a uitat. N-a uitat directa de dreapta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lunganul a c\u0103zut pe spate, buimac. M-am \u00eentors \u0219i-am plecat din liceu. Demisia mea st\u0103tea \u00een cur, pe hol, cu gura plin\u0103 de s\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am f\u0103cut un rucsac cu c\u00e2teva haine. \u0218i-a f\u0103cut \u0219i Marius unul. Plec\u0103m \u00een seara asta, Diana. A vorbit Marius cu c\u0103l\u0103uza. De asta am venit: s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 plec\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 fac bani \u0219i-l v\u0103d pe b\u0103iat c\u0103 se descurc\u0103 singur acolo, revin \u00een c\u00e2\u021biva ani. Vreau s\u0103 revin, Diana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I-am l\u0103sat bani preotului, la capel\u0103. O mie de dolari. Ar fi de ajuns ca \u00een urm\u0103torii zece ani, o dat\u0103 pe lun\u0103, s\u0103 treac\u0103 cineva pe la tine, s\u0103 fac\u0103 curat. Mi-a promis c\u0103 are grij\u0103 de asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am venit s\u0103-\u021bi spun c\u0103 plec \u0219i nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd revin. \u0218i m-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 iau pu\u021bin\u0103 iarb\u0103 de aici, de la tine. De asta am adus lopata. O scot \u00eencet, cu r\u0103d\u0103cini, cu tot. Am vorbit cu \u0218erban, proful de biologie. Dac\u0103 o pun \u00eentr-o pung\u0103, cu pu\u021bin p\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u0219i-o umezesc \u0219i-i mai dau pu\u021bin aer, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, rezist\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acolo, o pun \u00een ghiveci, p\u00e2n\u0103 vom avea casa noastr\u0103. C\u00e2nd vom avea casa noastr\u0103, o pun \u00een curte. \u0218i c\u00e2nd mi se va face dor de tine, Diana, ies \u0219i m\u00e2ng\u00e2i iarba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u021ai-am adus florile astea. Trandafirul ro\u0219u e de la mine. Trandafirul alb e de la Marius. N-a putut s\u0103\u2026 A zis c\u0103 se \u00eenmoaie, dac\u0103 vine, \u0219i nu mai plec\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Te iubesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At\u00e2t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Interiorul unei camere de mici dimensiuni \u00een care sunt depozitate produse de cur\u0103\u021benie. Cei doi stau pe g\u0103le\u021bi\/bidoane mari cu detergen\u021bi. Fiecare dintre ei are rucsacul \u00een apropiere. Un difuzor de mici dimensiuni sus, pe unul dintre pere\u021bi.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Eu cred c\u0103 e bine c\u0103 ne-au g\u0103sit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: S\u0103 sper\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Sigur ne e mai bine ca \u00een containerul de marf\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Mai mult spa\u021biu pentru noi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u0218i nu doar spa\u021biu: avem lumin\u0103, poate ne dau voie s\u0103 mergem \u0219i la o bud\u0103 normal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: \u0102sta chiar ar fi un avantaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: M-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u0219 \u00een bidon. Oricum, ni l-au luat, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 ne vor l\u0103sa la bud\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Probabil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u0218i un du\u0219. Doamne, ce-a\u0219 mai face un du\u0219.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Deja visezi la o cabin\u0103 de lux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Nu zic s\u0103 ne dea o cabin\u0103, dar ar putea s\u0103 ne lase m\u0103car s\u0103 facem un du\u0219. Am mai mult de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de la ultimul. Nu c\u0103 put, c\u0103 \u0219i tu pu\u021bi, dar m\u0103 simt lipicios. Sigur au un du\u0219 comun pentru marinari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Asta s-ar putea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Crezi c\u0103 or s\u0103 ne cear\u0103 bani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Pentru ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: C\u0103 ne duc \u00een America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: P\u0103i, oricum mergeau acolo. Doar nu fac un drum special pentru noi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Nu, dar dac\u0103 ne dau un loc s\u0103 dormim, m\u00e2ncare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu-mi trebuie m\u00e2ncarea lor, o avem pe-a noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Nici mie, dar spun a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: \u00centreb\u0103m. Ce-i pe bani nu lu\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 pun pasagerii clandestini la munc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Asta e, nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: P\u0103i, \u0219i cu durerile de spate ce faci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu m\u0103 bag, dac\u0103 sunt munci grele. Sigur au nevoie de un om la cur\u0103\u021bat cartofi, la buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Crezi c\u0103 pleac\u0103 \u00een voiaj f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 om la cur\u0103\u021bat cartofi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu, dar a\u0219 putea eu s\u0103 fac asta. Sau m\u0103 bag la cur\u0103\u021benie, sp\u0103l pe jos\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Vrei s\u0103 speli pe jos un portcontainer? Ajungem la destina\u021bie \u0219i nu termini nici pe sfert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Spun \u0219i eu a\u0219a.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Eu a\u0219 zice mai degrab\u0103 s\u0103 cerem noi ni\u0219te bani, dac\u0103 ne pun la munc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Cum s\u0103 cerem bani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: P\u0103i, dac\u0103 e s\u0103 muncim, doar n-o s-o facem gratis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Dar ne duc \u00een America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u0218i ce, trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103tim pentru asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Pe vapor faci ce spune c\u0103pitanul. El este legea. Spune s\u0103 munce\u0219ti, munce\u0219ti. Spune s\u0103 stai \u00eenchis \u00een cabin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la destina\u021bie, stai \u00eenchis \u00een cabin\u0103. Spune s\u0103 sari \u00een ocean, sari \u00een ocean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Nu cred asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Ba da. El e legea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se aude un zgomot \u00een difuzor. Discu\u021biile dintre membrii echipajului au loc \u00een limba rus\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea c\u0103pitanului Kirilov:<\/strong> \u041f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u043e\u0444\u0438\u0446\u0435\u0440 \u041c\u0438\u0445\u0430\u0439\u043b\u043e\u0432? \u041f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u043e\u0444\u0438\u0446\u0435\u0440 \u041c\u0438\u0445\u0430\u0439\u043b\u043e\u0432. \u0413\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u043a\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043d. \u0412\u044b \u0441\u0432\u044f\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0441 \u0432\u043e\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e-\u043c\u043e\u0440\u0441\u043a\u0438\u043c \u0430\u0433\u0435\u043d\u0442\u043e\u043c?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ce zice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: C\u0103pitanul \u00eel caut\u0103 pe ofi\u021berul secund.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu \u0219tiu, \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 a luat leg\u0103tura cu agentul naval.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ce-i \u0103la?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Omul din port care se ocup\u0103 de acte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: De ce, de ce! Nu \u0219tiu, \u021bi-am spus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Crezi c\u0103 e vorba de noi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: N-a zis nimic de noi, doar de agentul naval.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u0218i de ce vorbe\u0219te pe difuzor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Vorbe\u0219te pentru sta\u021biile de emisie-recep\u021bie. Difuzoarele sunt probabil \u00een zonele unde semnalul e prost sau nu ajunge. Cum ar fi aici, la noi, pe fundul navei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Dac\u0103 tot le \u0219tii tu pe toate, ne mai \u021bin mult \u00eenchi\u0219i \u00een c\u0103m\u0103ru\u021ba asta? De ce nu ne las\u0103 \u0219i pe noi s\u0103 ie\u0219im pe punte, doar nu avem unde s\u0103 fugim? A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 v\u0103d oceanul, nu l-am v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Mai bine ne-ar da ceva m\u00e2ncare g\u0103tit\u0103, tare a\u0219 m\u00e2nca o toc\u0103ni\u021b\u0103 cald\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: D\u0103-o dracului de toc\u0103ni\u021b\u0103. Nu mai suntem acas\u0103, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Eu m-am g\u00e2ndit: primul lucru pe care-l fac \u00een America este s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc un burger. Unul mare, cu cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi, ca-n filme. S\u0103 stau \u00een mijlocul New Yorkului, \u00een Times Square, \u0219i s\u0103 mi se preling\u0103 sos \u00een barb\u0103 de la hamburger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Asta dac\u0103 ajungem \u00een New York.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: P\u0103i, a\u0219a scria pe container, de aia l-am ales.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu-i musai s\u0103 mearg\u0103 vaporul acolo. Poate descarc\u0103 \u00een alt\u0103 parte, de unde marfa e preluat\u0103 pentru New York.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Nu crezi c\u0103 ajungem la New York?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu \u0219tiu. \u0102\u0219tia de pe vapor n-au zis nimic. Dac\u0103 merg \u00een alt\u0103 direc\u021bie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Cum s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een alt\u0103 direc\u021bie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: S-au mai v\u0103zut cazuri. Cum au fost \u0103ia de s-au \u00eembarcat pentru America \u0219i au ajuns \u00een Abhazia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Acolo a fost o \u00eencurc\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een port, la \u00eenc\u0103rcarea containerelor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: \u0218i aici, de unde \u0219tii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Nu mai fi a\u0219a pr\u0103p\u0103stios, tat\u0103. De unde \u0219tiu, de unde \u0219tiu. Simt, de acolo \u0219tiu. Simt c\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2teva zile mirosim a America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, cel pu\u021bin. Abia am plecat de cinci zile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: C\u00e2t o fi, at\u00e2t o fi. Mi se rupe dac\u0103 mai dureaz\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 sau trei. Primul lucru, c\u00e2nd cobor, \u00eemi iau cel mai mare burger american, cu cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Primul lucru ar fi bine s\u0103-\u021bi iei un job.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: G\u0103sim de munc\u0103, nu te teme. La c\u00e2t de mare e America\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: G\u0103sim, nu m\u0103 tem, dar conteaz\u0103 \u0219i ce g\u0103sim. La ce \u0219tim s\u0103 facem\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: P\u0103i tu, m\u0103i tat\u0103, c\u00e2nd te-ai f\u0103cut profesor de geografie, unde \u021bi-a fost g\u00e2ndul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Tu vorbe\u0219ti? Crezi c\u0103 au nevoie de un student la istorie de-alde tine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Asta a fost a\u0219a, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 ia \u00een armat\u0103, dac\u0103 nu intram la facultate. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 pricepeam la matematic\u0103, f\u0103ceam o facultate tehnic\u0103. Eram inginer, se b\u0103teau companiile pe mine\u2026 Veni\u021bi la noi, domnul inginer, v\u0103 d\u0103m \u0219i ma\u0219in\u0103 de serviciu. Ba la noi, domnul inginer, v\u0103 d\u0103m \u0219i secretar\u0103. At\u00e2t am mo\u0219tenit de la tine: nu-mi place matematica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Matematica nu e bun\u0103 la nimic c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti s\u0103rac. N-ai ce s\u0103 aduni, n-ai ce s\u0103 \u00eempar\u021bi, n-ai ce s\u0103 \u00eenmul\u021be\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Asta zici tu. Dac\u0103 nu eram zero la matematic\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Bine c\u0103 \u00een rest str\u0103luce\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Avem \u0219ansa noastr\u0103 s\u0103 str\u0103lucim \u00een America, tat\u0103, pentru c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 muncim. Uite, eu, dac\u0103 banii sunt buni, fac orice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Dac\u0103 banii sunt buni, lucreaz\u0103 americanii pentru ei. Pentru emigran\u021bi sunt doar slujbe de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ce s\u0103 zic, c\u0103-n \u021bar\u0103 aveai mare slujb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Mare, mic\u0103, eram respectat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Erai pe dracu. To\u021bi elevii f\u0103ceau mi\u0219to de tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Mergeam la costum la munc\u0103, eram respectat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Respectat pe-un salariu de c\u0103cat. \u00cei durea \u00een cur pe elevi de lec\u021biile tale de geografie. Geografie, la un Liceu Tehnologic. Cui folose\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Uite, \u021bie! M\u0103car \u0219tii \u00een ce direc\u021bie e America, altfel ai merge, ca boul, spre Rusia.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Tu spui de ru\u0219i? Le vorbe\u0219ti limba mai bine ca rom\u00e2na.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: P\u0103i, dac\u0103 ne obligau la \u0219coal\u0103 s\u0103 o facem din clasa a doua\u2026 Ce \u0219tii tu de comunism, nu \u00eenv\u0103\u021bai ce voiai, \u00eenv\u0103\u021bai ce trebuia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u00ce\u021bi dai seama, dac\u0103 veneam acum doi ani, prindeam Campionatul Mondial de Fotbal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Dac\u0103 aveam bani de bilete. Oricum, nu s-a jucat niciun meci la New York.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Pentru Campionatul Mondial \u00eel d\u0103deam dracului de New York. S\u0103 vezi la Los Angeles meciul Rom\u00e2niei cu Argentina, 3-2 pentru noi, s\u0103-i vezi pe Hagi \u0219i pe Maradona\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Maradona n-a jucat, abia \u00eel suspendaser\u0103 pentru dopaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: D\u0103-l dracului pe Maradona, b\u0103ie\u021bii no\u0219tri, tat\u0103, cum str\u0103luceau b\u0103ie\u021bii no\u0219tri, Ilie Dumitrescu, Dorinel Munteanu, Belodedici, Prunea. \u0218i golul lui Hagi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: \u0102la da, gol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Atunci am zis: m\u0103i tat\u0103, dac\u0103 ai no\u0219tri au b\u0103tut campioana Argentina la Campionatul Mondial din America, chiar c\u0103 America e \u021bara unde visele se \u00eemplinesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: \u00cen Los Angeles trebuia s\u0103 ajung \u0219i eu \u00een 1984, cu lotul olimpic de box, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 accidentam la spate la antrenament.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Oricum, erai rezerv\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu conteaz\u0103, dac\u0103 aveam totu\u0219i \u0219i eu \u0219ansa mea? (Imit\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103rile de \u00eenc\u0103lzire f\u0103cute de Robert de Niro \u00een \u201eRaging Bull\u201d.<\/em>): Fu fu fu fu The boss, the boss\u2026 I\u2019m the boss, Fu fu fu fu\u2026 the boss, the boss\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea c\u0103pitanului Kirilov<\/strong>: \u041f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u043e\u0444\u0438\u0446\u0435\u0440 \u041c\u0438\u0445\u0430\u0439\u043b\u043e\u0432? \u041f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u043e\u0444\u0438\u0446\u0435\u0440 \u041c\u0438\u0445\u0430\u0439\u043b\u043e\u0432. \u0413\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u043a\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043d. \u0412\u044b \u0441\u0432\u044f\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0441 \u0432\u043e\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e-\u043c\u043e\u0440\u0441\u043a\u0438\u043c \u0430\u0433\u0435\u043d\u0442\u043e\u043c?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea ofi\u021berului secund Mihailov:<\/strong> \u042f \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u043b \u0441 \u043d\u0438\u043c<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea c\u0103pitanului Kirilov<\/strong>: \u0418 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043e\u043d \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea ofi\u021berului secund Mihailov<\/strong>: \u0428\u0442\u0440\u0430\u0444 \u0432 \u0440\u0430\u0437\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0435 5 000 \u0434\u043e\u043b\u043b\u0430\u0440\u043e\u0432 \u0437\u0430 \u043a\u0430\u0436\u0434\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0431\u0435\u0437\u0431\u0438\u043b\u0435\u0442\u043d\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u0438 \u0437\u0430\u043f\u0440\u0435\u0442 \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0434 \u0432 \u043f\u043e\u0440\u0442 \u0434\u043e \u0443\u043f\u043b\u0430\u0442\u044b \u0448\u0442\u0440\u0430\u0444\u0430<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea c\u0103pitanului Kirilov<\/strong>: \u0427\u0435\u0440\u0442! \u042f \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0447\u0443. \u041a \u0447\u0435\u0440\u0442\u0443 \u0431\u0435\u0437\u0431\u0438\u043b\u0435\u0442\u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0432.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ce zice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: C\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 o amend\u0103 de 5.000 de dolari pentru fiecare pasager clandestin, altfel nu-i las\u0103 \u00een port.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u0218i de ce-a \u00eenjurat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: De unde \u0219tii c-a \u00eenjurat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Am colegi basarabeni, tat\u0103. \u0102\u0219tia, c\u00e2nd se \u00eembat\u0103, \u00eenjur\u0103 numai ruse\u0219te. Ce-a zis de futut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Vorbe\u0219te frumos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Las\u0103, c\u0103 nu ne-aude nimeni. Ce-a zis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: \u201eS\u0103-i fut pe clandestini!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Cum adic\u0103 s\u0103 ne fut\u0103? Crezi c\u0103 ne d\u0103 la marinari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu, e o figur\u0103 de stil. A\u0219a, la nervi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Crezi c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia se babardesc \u00eentre ei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni pe mare, b\u0103rba\u021bi tineri, f\u0103r\u0103 femei\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Sunt \u0219i mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u0218i ce, \u0103\u0219tia \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 nu mai pun botul la savarin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Poate c\u0103 pun, c\u00e2nd au. Doar c\u0103 noi nu suntem savarinele lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u0218i cu amenda cum r\u0103m\u00e2ne? 5.000 de dolari de om, mul\u021bi bani. Nu mai mergem \u00een America?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: \u0218i cu marfa ce fac?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Habar n-am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Doar n-o s\u0103 \u00eentoarc\u0103 vaporul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu cred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: N-au cum, e at\u00e2ta marf\u0103. \u00cei penalizeaz\u0103 r\u0103u dac\u0103 n-o duc la timp. Ne pun la plat\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: De unde bani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: P\u0103i, ce-a mai r\u0103mas din v\u00e2nzarea apartamentului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Mare c\u0103cat. Mai sunt 68 de dolari. Oricum, nu ajung.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Doar at\u00e2t?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: P\u0103i, c\u0103l\u0103uze, m\u00e2ncare, \u0219p\u0103gi \u00een v\u0103mi. Dac\u0103 \u00eei dau \u0219i pe-\u0103\u0219tia, r\u0103m\u00e2nem cu nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Te cunosc, sigur ai tu ceva la ciorap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Am pe dracu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ai, dar nu vrei s\u0103 dai. Te \u0219tiu eu\u2026 \u0218i, dac\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Asta e. Dar nu cred. Nu duc \u00eenapoi mii de containere cu marf\u0103 c\u0103 au doi pasageri clandestini pe vapor. G\u0103sesc ei o solu\u021bie. (Scoate din rucsac o pung\u0103 mic\u0103, transparent\u0103, cu p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i iarb\u0103. O pune la picioare. Deschide o sticl\u0103 cu ap\u0103 \u0219i toarn\u0103 pu\u021bin.<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ce faci? Tat\u0103, te-am rugat\u2026 (Anton nu r\u0103spunde.<\/em>) Te-am rugat de at\u00e2tea ori\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea c\u0103pitanului Kirilov<\/strong>: \u041f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u043e\u0444\u0438\u0446\u0435\u0440 \u041c\u0438\u0445\u0430\u0439\u043b\u043e\u0432? \u041f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u043e\u0444\u0438\u0446\u0435\u0440 \u041c\u0438\u0445\u0430\u0439\u043b\u043e\u0432. \u0413\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u043a\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043d.<\/em> \u041f\u043e\u0434\u0433\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0432\u044c\u0442\u0435 \u0434\u0432\u0435 \u043f\u0443\u0441\u0442\u044b\u0435 \u0431\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0438 \u0438\u0437-\u043f\u043e\u0434 \u0433\u0438\u0434\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043b\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043c\u0430\u0441\u043b\u0430 Texaco.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea ofi\u021berului secund Mihailov<\/strong>: \u0411\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0438\u0435 200-\u043b\u0438\u0442\u0440\u043e\u0432\u044b\u0435 \u0431\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0438?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea c\u0103pitanului Kirilov<\/strong>: \u0414\u0430, \u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u0438\u0435 \u0431\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0438. \u041f\u0443\u0441\u0442\u044c \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0440\u043e\u0441 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043d\u0435\u0441\u0435\u0442 \u0438\u0445 \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u0430\u043b\u0443\u0431\u0443 \u0438 \u0441\u0432\u044f\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u0432\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043a\u043e\u0439.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ce zice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: S\u0103 duc\u0103 un marinar pe punte dou\u0103 butoaie mari, goale, de ulei hidraulic Texaco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu \u0219tiu, le-o fi trebuind lor. Cic\u0103 vor s\u0103 le lege unul de altul, cu sfoar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ce prostie. Le arde de joac\u0103 cu butoaie goale de ulei. Poate se plictisesc, deh, voiajul e lung. Poate fac un fel de rulet\u0103 ruseasc\u0103, dar cu butoaie. Poate\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea c\u0103pitanului Kirilov<\/strong>: \u041d\u0435 \u0431\u043e\u0439\u0442\u0435\u0441\u044c. \u0417\u0434\u0435\u0441\u044c \u043d\u0435\u0442 \u0430\u043a\u0443\u043b, \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0432\u044b\u0439 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0449\u043d\u0438\u043a<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Zice c\u0103 nu sunt rechini prin zon\u0103, s\u0103 nu se team\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Ce, vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 baie \u00een mijlocul oceanului? Opresc vaporul pentru asta? Doar nu fac baie \u00een timp ce nava merge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu \u0219tiu, ru\u0219i. De la ei te a\u0219tep\u021bi la orice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vocea c\u0103pitanului Kirilov<\/strong>: \u0413\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u043a\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043d.<\/em> \u041f\u0440\u0438\u0432\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0431\u0435\u0437\u0431\u0438\u043b\u0435\u0442\u043d\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0432. \u0412\u044b\u0441\u0430\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0438\u0445 \u0432 \u043e\u043a\u0435\u0430\u043d \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u043b\u043e\u0442\u0443 \u00ab\u0422\u0435\u043a\u0441\u0430\u043a\u043e\u00bb\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: \u0218\u0219t. Spun de noi. S\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 pe punte. Fiule, ascult\u0103-m\u0103: e posibil s\u0103 nu fie bine. Vin dup\u0103 noi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: S\u0103 vin\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nuu, nu \u00een\u021belegi. Cred c\u0103 vor s\u0103\u2026 Adic\u0103\u2026 (Se aud pa\u0219i \u0219i voci vorbind ruse\u0219te \u00een apropierea cabinei \u00een care sunt \u00eenchi\u0219i.<\/em>) Ascult\u0103-m\u0103: c\u00e2nd deschid u\u0219a, fugim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: Unde?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: Nu \u0219tiu. \u00cei \u00eempingem \u0219i fugim. Spre zona de containere. Fugim \u0219i ne coco\u021b\u0103m pe ele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marius<\/strong>: De ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anton<\/strong>: De aia. Fugim, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun s\u0103 fugi. Spre containere, ne ascundem. \u00cempreun\u0103, separat, cum o fi, dar ne-ascundem. S\u0103rim apoi \u00een ap\u0103, c\u00e2nd vedem portul. (speriat<\/em>) M\u0103 descurc, m\u0103 descurc! (imit\u0103 din nou mi\u0219c\u0103rile de \u00eenc\u0103lzire f\u0103cute de Robert de Niro \u00een \u201eRaging Bull\u201d<\/em>): Fu fu fu fu The boss, the boss\u2026 I\u2019m the boss, Fu fu fu fu\u2026 the boss, the boss\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Se aud pa\u0219i \u0219i voci vorbind ruse\u0219te, lumina se stinge.<\/em>) Fugi, Marius! Fugi! Nu, aah (zgomote de lupt\u0103<\/em>) Haide, fugi! Nu, am uitat iarba! L\u0103sa\u021bi-m\u0103, nu! Iarba! Fugi, Marius! Nu! L\u0103sa\u021bi-m\u0103! Fugi, b\u0103iete! Fugi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zgomotele de lupt\u0103 cresc \u00een intensitate. Lini\u0219te. Se aude de trei ori, lung, din ce \u00een ce mai \u00eencet, sirena unui vapor. Se aud valuri. Zgomotul scade. Lini\u0219te.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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