{"id":12340,"date":"2025-02-27T15:13:52","date_gmt":"2025-02-27T12:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=12340"},"modified":"2025-02-28T12:50:37","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T09:50:37","slug":"limerickuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=12340","title":{"rendered":"Limerickuri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">\u00centr-un vast or\u0103\u0219el din FYROM<br>pe o strad\u0103 cu nume de om<br>st\u0103 un om cu nume de strad\u0103<br>care f\u0103r\u0103 ca nimeni s\u0103-l vad\u0103<br>face pipi mereu la alt pom<br><br><br>*<br>La noi \u00een bloc la parter e<br>un pasionat de lepidoptere<br>le captureaz\u0103 \u0219i dup\u0103 <br>ce le admir\u0103 prin lup\u0103<br>le d\u0103 drumul prin garsoniere<br><br><br>*<br>Am v\u0103zut-o pe vecina de sub<br>mine \u00eentr-un clip pe YouTube<br>cu o singur\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103<br>poa\u02bc s\u0103-l m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie p\u00e2n\u0103<br>desprinde cel mai bine str\u00e2ns \u0219urub<br><br><br>*<br>La noi pre\u0219edintele blocului<br>e un domn foarte la locul lui<br>doar c\u0103 are-o obsesie<br>las\u0103 d\u00e2re pe gresie<br>la veceul din \u0219aormeria Socului<br><br><br>*<br>Pensionarii de la 4 au plo\u0219ni\u021be<br>La dezinsec\u021bii le adun\u0103 \u00een co\u0219ni\u021be<br>fac din ele un whisky<br>\u00eentr-un cazan de la Jysk \u0219i<br>\u00eel beau p\u00e2n\u0103 devin mai voio\u0219i ni\u021bel<br><br><br>*<br>Femeia noastr\u0103 de serviciu<br>nu se sustrage de la niciun<br>prilej s\u0103 exerseze<br>karate neozeelandeze<br>(proba cu m\u0103tura \u0219i pliciul)<br><br><br>*<br>Familia inginer Seceleanu<br>de la etajul al zecelea nu<br>vrea s\u0103-\u0219i ard\u0103 cot la cot cu noi<br>\u00een spa\u021biul verde cota de gunoi<br>diferen\u021biat pe-acelea da pe-acelea nu<br><br><br>*<br>Noul mutat cuplu de tineri a<br>prins obiceiul prost ca vinerea<br>s\u0103 fac\u0103 zgomote care la noi \u00een bloc<br>nu s-au mai auzit p\u00e2n\u0103 la ei deloc<br>(\u0219i nici la timp nu \u00ee\u0219i achit\u0103 \u00eentre\u021binerea)<br><br><br>*<br>Apartamentul cu grilaj de la subsol<br>cic-ar ad\u0103posti o ferm\u0103 de troli<br>De-aceea poate c-auzim \u00een noapte<br>chicote mugete ropote \u0219oapte<br>prin spa\u021biul locativ vuind a gol<br><br><br>*<br>Un gentilom cu damf de cardamom<br>\u0219i-o domni\u0219oar\u0103 cu iz de scor\u021bi\u0219oar\u0103<br>s-au combinat anume ca<br>s\u0103-nceap\u0103 a se-adulmeca<br>\u00eentr-un borcan de crom \u00eentr-o c\u0103mar\u0103<br><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Florin Dumitrescu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":209,"featured_media":12341,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1536,30],"tags":[1537,1421,2352,723],"coauthors":[1420],"class_list":["post-12340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-box-office-poezia","category-poezie","tag-box-office-poezia","tag-florin-dumitrescu","tag-nr-11-12-2024","tag-poeme"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Florin-Dumitrescuc-Mircea-Pricajan.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/209"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12340"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12342,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12340\/revisions\/12342"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12340"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=12340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}