{"id":12242,"date":"2025-02-15T17:04:14","date_gmt":"2025-02-15T14:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=12242"},"modified":"2025-02-15T17:04:26","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T14:04:26","slug":"viata-mai-pe-scurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=12242","title":{"rendered":"via\u021ba mai pe scurt"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
cine-a pus plugul \u00een drum
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\u201ecine-a pus plugul \u00een drum?\u201d
bolborose\u0219te un vecin fost prieten din copil\u0103rie
merg\u00eend spre cas\u0103
\u201ecine-a pus plugul \u00een drum \u00een pu a mea?\u201d
\u201em\u0103-ta\u201d aude el o voce care iese din 
ferestruica de la podul casei de l\u00eeng\u0103 casa lui
fostul prieten din copil\u0103rie fost lupt\u0103tor sovietic \u00een Afganistan
o \u00eemproa\u0219c\u0103 pe fata din pod cu organe din \u201ePovestea pove\u0219tilor\u201d
\u00een special de-ale lu\u2019 m\u0103-sa
\u0219i cu toate obiectele biserice\u0219ti plus \u201em\u0103-tii\u201d
\u0219i-i arat\u0103 \u0219i prin gesturi ce-o s\u0103-i fac\u0103 atunci c\u00eend o s-o prind\u0103
c-o s-o fu \u0219i-o s\u0103-i bage pu \u00een gu \u0219i tot a\u0219a-a\u0219ea-a\u0219ea
iar ea nu se las\u0103 deloc mai prejos
\u0219i-l \u00eendeamn\u0103 s-o fu \u00een cu pe m\u0103-sa moart\u0103 
\u0219i \u00een gu pe curva de nevast\u0103-sa asta ur\u00eet\u0103 \u0219i proast\u0103 (da\u2019 v\u0103d c\u0103 se cunosc)
a\u0219a c\u0103 am un concert hip-hop cotidian-existen\u021bial de mahala
la cel mai jalnic nivel posibil (\u201enevajn\u00eei\u201d sau chiar \u201ehuiov\u00eei\u201d)
f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ies din bibliotec\u0103

\u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu cu cine se ceart\u0103 
fostul prieten din copil\u0103rie 
\u0219i asta trebuie s\u0103 \u00eensemne c\u0103
m-am cam \u00eenstr\u0103inat 
sau cum ar zice prietenul din studen\u021bie
\u201ei tam de svoi 
i zdesi ciujoi\u201d
da\u2019 las\u0103 asta acum (\u201elas\u00ee j\u0103lea\u201d)
\u0219i spune-mi cine-a pus plugul \u00een drum \u00een pu a mea


(\u2026Olea l-a \u00eenjurat pe Tolea, a \u021bipat \u0219i a plecat\u2026)
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Olea l-a \u00eenjurat pe Tolea, a \u021bipat
\u0219i a plecat.
Tolea a zis doar 
                          F\u0103, Oli, undi ti du\u0219i? 

Nu are dreptate \u2013 a zis Tolea \u2013 \u00eei drept 
c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 duc diminea\u021b\u0103 la munc\u0103
dar ieri am cam p\u0103h\u0103rit \u0219i\u2026 diminea\u021ba\u2026 
Te durea capu\u2019 \u2013 i-am zis de peste gard.
Da, m\u0103 durea \u0219i capu\u2019, a zis Tolea, 
dar eram \u0219i beat.
\u0218i c\u00eend pleci, m\u00eeine? 
Am autobuz \u0219i la trei, a zis Tolea, da\u2019 
nu m\u0103 duc\u2026 c\u0103-s beat.
Dac\u0103 nu mai bei \u2013 te treze\u0219ti p\u00een\u0103 atunci,
                                                                   i-am zis, 
sp\u0103l\u00eendu-m\u0103 pe din\u021bi.

Ei \u201enu mai bei\u201d, cum s\u0103 nu bei? 
Eu chiar acum beau un borcan di jin dac\u0103 mi-l d\u0103i!


schimbare de paradigm\u0103-n Antone\u0219ti
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genera\u021bia mea 
lega cuvintele ideile frazele
precum p\u0103rin\u021bii \u0219i bunicii
cu ajutorul cuv\u00eentului \u201eblea\u201d

\u201em-am zg\u00eeriat blea\u201d
\u201esun\u0103 la 112 blea\u201d

vecinul are la munc\u0103 oameni care
toat\u0103 ziua 
au reparat acoperi\u0219ul cu \u201epula me\u201d \u00een gur\u0103

\u201em-am zg\u00eeriat 
\u00een pula me\u201d
\u201epula me
sun\u0103 la 112\u201d


nu l-am v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 treaz
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vecinul de deasupra are tot timpul 
                                              fereastra deschis\u0103
iar \u00een fereastr\u0103 (ei, o floare\u2026) o crati\u021b\u0103
mereu vorbe\u0219te pe note
singur
              cu nevast\u0103-sa 
                                        sau la telefon cu nepoat\u0103-sa
mereu \u00eei scap\u0103 c\u00eete ceva din m\u00eeini
linguri\u021be furculi\u021be piuli\u021be sticlu\u021be \u0219urubelni\u021be
nu-\u021bi dai seama c\u00eend \u0219i dac\u0103 doarme
c\u00eend pleci la serviciu la 06:30
                        la ei lumina e aprins\u0103
c\u00eend te culci la 2-3
                         la ei lumina e aprins\u0103
te g\u00eende\u0219ti c\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi 
tot o s\u0103 adoarm\u0103 cu \u021bigara aprins\u0103
te g\u00eende\u0219ti c\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi 
tot o s\u0103 uite dracului s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 robinetul
te g\u00eende\u0219ti c\u0103 
p\u00een\u0103 la urm\u0103 tot o s\u0103 uite naibii gazul deschis
te g\u00eende\u0219ti de unde are bani 
s\u0103-\u0219i cumpere at\u00eeta alcool
te g\u00eende\u0219ti cum pula mea e mereu beat dac\u0103
nu mai are un salariu de vreo 20 de ani
de c\u00eend s-au \u00eenchis toate uzinele \u00een ora\u0219ul martir
te g\u00eende\u0219ti 
oare la ce se g\u00eende\u0219te 
motanul lu\u2019 fiu-so 
pe care vecinul de deasupra 
sear\u0103 de sear\u0103 \u00eel trage la plimbare
legat c-un lan\u021b pentru c\u00eeini
\u0219i-i poveste\u0219te 
\u2013 tot pe note \u2013 
despre oameni \u0219i despre via\u021b\u0103 \u00een general


familie tradi\u021bional\u0103
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pereche de tinerei \u00een Pia\u021ba Sfatului 
de m\u00eenu\u021b\u0103 
el \u00een pantaloni scur\u021bi & 
T-shirt mulat 
cu ciorb\u0103 de
burt\u0103
pe buuuuurt\u0103
halind \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103 
ea \u00eentr-o fust\u0103 neagr\u0103 din 
cap(ul voalat) p\u00een\u0103-n asfalt
c\u0103r\u00eend o pung\u0103 burdu\u0219it\u0103 pe care scrie
\u201eV\u0103 mul\u021bumim c\u0103 ne-a\u021bi ales pe noi\u201d


lini\u0219te subt\u00eempitoreasc\u0103
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\u00eenainte de culcare 
deschid fereastra
\u0219i m\u0103 uit peste blocurile gri cu apartamente \u00eentunecate
la care dac\u0103 a\u0219 dori
le-a\u0219 schimba programul TV 
cu telecomanda mea

\u00een blocul din st\u00eenga nu e nicio lumin\u0103 aprins\u0103
\u00een blocul din dreapta \u2013 jos \u2013 e o fereastr\u0103 la care
lumina \u2013 a\u0219a slab\u0103 cum e \u2013 nu se stinge niciodat\u0103
\u00een blocul din dreapta \u2013 sus \u2013 mai s\u00eent trei ferestre 
\u00een care ecranele TV p\u00eelp\u00eeie spasmodic
de parc-ar fi focul ve\u0219nic de la monumentul eroilor anticomuni\u0219ti
de l\u00eeng\u0103 teatrul dramatic
care amenin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 st\u0103 s\u0103 se sting\u0103-n orice moment 
fereastra de la subsol \u0219i cea de la mansard\u0103 
str\u0103lucesc ca globul discotecii de l\u00eeng\u0103 spitalul jude\u021bean
degetele de pe telecomand\u0103
caut\u0103 caut\u0103 caut\u0103 caut\u0103
fereastra din mijlocul blocului \u00eemi arat\u0103 un ecran plat
care \u0219i-a adormit spectatorii din pat
\u00eenainte s\u0103 se termine filmul downloadat de pe net

c\u00eeinele de la vila de vizavi e at\u00eet de agresiv
\u00eenc\u00eet a s\u0103rit \u00een drum 
\u0219i sf\u00ee\u0219ie t\u0103bli\u021ba de pe gard cu \u201eC\u00eeine agresiv!\u201d 


Cioclea
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ultimul mail pe care mi l-a trimis Cioclea 
\u201ecel mai trist poet din Europa\u201d
(ei bine, \u00eencheierea lui\u2026 doar): 
\u201e\u00cen rest, pe aici atmosfera e p\u0103c\u0103toas\u0103, 
to\u021bi caut\u0103 bi\u0219tari \u0219i nu-i prea g\u0103sesc. 
Eu scriu, 
adic\u0103 nu fac absolut nimic, 
dar vie\u021buiesc\u201d\u2026

a murit Eugen Cioclea 
\u0219i 
vom muri \u0219i noi, 
unul c\u00eete unul, unul c\u00eete unul\u2026

(din volumul omonim,
\u00een curs de apari\u021bie la Editura Paralela 45)
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