Azi, s\u00eemb\u0103t\u0103, am lucrat singur \u00een schimbul de diminea\u021b\u0103, fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 cu to\u021bi turi\u0219tiubitorii de cultur\u0103. De\u0219i mi-am c\u0103rat carte de acas\u0103, n-am avut timp nici s-o deschid. C\u00eend a venit so\u021bia s\u0103 m\u0103 ia cu ma\u0219ina, a mai prins doar ni\u0219te faze cu care eu s\u00eent obi\u0219nuit de mult prea mult\u0103 vreme:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u0103tic: \u201eAve\u021bi Habarnam<\/em>?\u201d \u2013 \u201eDa, avem Aventurile lui Habarnam \u0219i ale prietenilor s\u0103i<\/em>, Habarnam \u00een ora\u0219ul de piatr\u0103<\/em>, Habarnam \u00een ora\u0219ul soarelui<\/em>, Habarnam pe lun\u0103<\/em> \u0219i Noile aventuri ale lui Habarnam<\/em>\u201d, zic, ar\u0103t\u00eendu-le. \u201eCe fain! Ce fain!\u201d \u021bop\u0103ie copilul. \u201eNu-i aaastaaa!\u201d spune taic\u0103-so. \u201eHaideee\u021bi!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201e\u0218i ave\u021b di Nichita St\u0103nescu?\u201d \u2013 \u201eAvem o antologie foarte frumoas\u0103 de Nichita St\u0103nescu, de la Editura Cartier, asta.\u201d \u2013 \u201eEi, pi asta o g\u0103s\u00eem \u0219\u00ee la noi \u00een \u021bar\u00ee, alt\u0219eva di St\u0103nescu nu avie\u021b?\u201d \u2013 \u201eMai avem una, pu\u021bin mai ieftin\u0103, 11 elegii<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 \u201eIii-i-i, nu vriem mai ieftin\u00ee, vrem mai di lux, la rivideri!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eAve\u021bi manualul de a 7-a B?\u201d \u2013 \u201eDe la ce editur\u0103?\u201d \u2013 \u201eParalela 47!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eCeva de piele?\u201d \u2013 \u201eCeva anume?\u201d \u2013 \u201ePiele!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eS\u0103 v\u0103d!\u201d \u2013 \u201ePofti\u021bi.\u201d \u2013 \u201eDa unde-s?\u201d \u2013 \u201eCe? Cine?\u201d \u2013 \u201eP\u0103l\u0103riile!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eSclipici?\u201d \u2013 \u201e\u2026\u201d \u2013 \u201eCeva ascu\u021bit?\u201d \u2013 \u201ePentru ce?\u201d \u2013 \u201ePentru spart baloaaaaane!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Cu Ucenicul arhitectului<\/em> \u00een m\u00een\u0103: \u201eAve\u021bi \u0219i Polirom?\u201d \u2013 \u201eSigur, chiar dvs. ave\u021bi \u00een m\u00een\u0103 o carte de la Polirom, Ucenicul arhitectului<\/em>.\u201d \u2013 \u201eNu e de la Polirom! Eu o vreau pe aia de la Polirom!\u201d \u2013 \u201eDoamn\u0103, e vorba \u0219i de copyright, at\u00eeta timp c\u00eet cartea are (c) la Polirom nu are dreptul s-o publice \u0219i alt\u0103 editur\u0103, vede\u021bi ce scrie pe ea \u2013 Polirom.\u201d \u2013 \u201eDeci asta e cartea pe care o caut?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n So\u021b \u0219i so\u021bie, la cas\u0103. So\u021bul: \u201eAve\u021bi ceva de Urania? Are trei c\u0103r\u021bi.\u201d \u2013 \u201eNu colabor\u0103m cu editura la care public\u0103.\u201d \u2013 \u201e\u0218i de la Urania ave\u021bi ceva?\u201d \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Afrodita: \u201eAm luat Premiul Nobel pentru arhitectur\u0103. \u0218i fiu-meu a luat Premiul Nobel pentru arhitectur\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eM\u0103t\u0103h\u0103los, buh\u0103it, \u00eenalt, cu privirea cam \u00een cea\u021b\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103cat de parc\u0103 ar fi venit direct de la pescuit sau mai degrab\u0103 de la v\u00een\u0103toare, cu un cucui imens pe capu\u2019 ras, se opre\u0219te \u00een fa\u021ba casei cu Noroi, transpira\u021bie \u0219i lacrimi<\/em> de Bear Grylls \u00een m\u00eeini. \u201e\u0218i eu \u00ees ca \u0103sta, am slujit \u0219i eu \u00een serviciile speciale, numai c\u0103 la ru\u0219i, el \u2013 la canadieni. Eu s\u00eent exact ca \u0103sta, numa\u2019 c\u0103 mai bun. C\u00eend superiorul nu l-a l\u0103sat s\u0103 se duc\u0103 acas\u0103 s-o vad\u0103 pe m\u0103-sa, \u0103sta a scos arma \u0219i l-a \u00eempu\u0219cat \u00een cap. Eu m\u0103 uit pe unde se duce el \u0219i caut pe Google Maps \u0219i \u00eei refac traseele, doar c\u0103 i le mai \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021besc, i le mai perfec\u021bionez. M-am dus \u0219i pe unde era armata cehoslovac\u0103, nu m-au prins, le furam m\u00eencarea, b\u0103utura, eu \u00eei urm\u0103ream, ei nu aveau habar cine face mi\u0219to de ei. P\u0103i \u00een URSS au r\u0103mas pustii multe unit\u0103\u021bi militare, ru\u0219ii folosesc tancurile pe post de tractoare, doar le taie \u021bevile, sap\u0103 cu ele 15 cm, acolo cre\u0219te cel mai bun porumb, v\u0103 spun, eu \u00ees ca \u0103sta pentru c\u0103 nu am fric\u0103, omul a f\u0103cut tancul, c\u0103 doar n-a crescut \u00een copac, nu? Vin \u0219i-o cump\u0103r s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00eena viitoare, da\u2019 nu poveste\u0219te ce-a povestit \u0219i-n aia dinainte, nu? C\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u0219i-i dau foc dac\u0103-mi poveste\u0219te iar despre ce-a mai scris \u00een celelalte c\u0103r\u021bi!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Feti\u021b\u0103 de vreo 6 ani: \u201eAve\u021bi Cum s\u0103-\u021bi updatezi p\u0103rin\u021bii<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eUnde mai e la voi, la Bra\u0219ov, tot \u00een centru, o libr\u0103rie la fel de mare \u0219i de frumoas\u0103? Tot a\u0219a se intr\u0103, exact ca la voi, apoi, tot a\u0219a, se intr\u0103 \u0219i-n dreapta, \u0219i-n st\u00eenga \u0219i e la fel de mare \u0219i frumoas\u0103?!\u201d \u2013 \u201eLa fel de mare nu mai este o alt\u0103 libr\u0103rie. Dar mai s\u00eent libr\u0103rii \u00een centru. Chiar vizavi e C\u0103rture\u0219ti, dar nu e at\u00eet de mare \u0219i nu are camere \u0219i-n dreapta, \u0219i-n st\u00eenga, ca la noi, dup\u0103 ce intri mai e o camer\u0103 la etaj. Mai e pe Mure\u0219enilor libr\u0103ria \u0218t.O. Iosif, care are \u0219i subsol, nu mai e Ralu \u0219i Okian, care \u2013 la fel, nu erau at\u00eet de mari, iar pe Republicii mai e libr\u0103ria George Co\u0219buc.\u201d \u2013 \u201eDar s\u0103 fie a\u0219a, ca a voastr\u0103. Humanitas unde e?\u201d \u2013 \u201eP\u0103i sunte\u021bi la Libr\u0103ria Humanitas, aici e.\u201d \u2013 \u201e\u0218i \u00eenainte s\u0103 se fi desfiin\u021bat Humanitas, acum vreo doi ani, aici tot Humanitas era?\u201d \u2013 \u201eAici a fost doar Humanitas, dar nu s-a desfiin\u021bat niciodat\u0103, probabil c\u0103 tot aici a\u021bi fost \u0219i data trecut\u0103.\u201d \u2013 \u201e\u0218i servea aici o fat\u0103?\u201d \u2013 \u201eDa, avem mai multe colege.\u201d \u2013 \u201eAha, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 tot aici am fost.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eO vreau pe asta! O vreau pe asta!\u201d zice copilul (de vreo 3 ani). Taic\u0103-so: \u201eNu o putem lua pe asta.\u201d Copilul: \u201eDe ce? E cu moarte?\u201d…<\/p>\n\n\n\n Apoi m-a luat de-o arip\u0103 \u0219i-am plecat spre cas\u0103, doar c\u0103 era at\u00eet de frumos afar\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de zilele dinainte, \u00een care noaptea a fost \u0219i -6\u2070 la Miercurea Ciuc, \u00eenc\u00eet am zis c-ar fi fain s\u0103 ie\u0219im undeva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Hai s\u0103 mergem la restaurantul \u0103la de pe\u0219te din afara ora\u0219ului, acolo unde au \u0219i o mic\u0103 gr\u0103din\u0103 zoo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Sau s\u0103 ne ducem \u00een restaurantul acela cu curte din S\u00eenpetru, numai s\u0103 nu fie plin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 P\u0103i n-o fi doar un restaurant \u00een toat\u0103 zona, n-am p\u0103\u021bit-o recent \u00een Bulgaria, c\u00eend plecam \u00een fiecare zi altundeva dec\u00eet unde eram caza\u021bi, ba la Dalboka, ba la Durankulak, ca s\u0103 afl\u0103m de la Florin Iaru, dup\u0103 ce ne-am \u00eentors, c\u0103 exact \u00een Krape\u021b, unde ancorasem, era cel mai fain restaurant din zon\u0103, cu midii, pe\u0219te \u0219i scoici din mare, nu din cresc\u0103torie \u2013 la \u201eMorskii briz\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ai no\u0219tri nu au avut de unde s\u0103 ne dea, erau prea s\u0103raci, nu am avut nici preten\u021bii, dar noi ne-am cump\u0103rat deja loc de veci, c\u00eete doi metri eu \u0219i m\u0103-ta, p\u00een\u0103 la urm\u0103 fiecare moare singur, s\u0103 \u0219tii, b\u0103i, mucea!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n \u2014 N-am mai fost de mai mult de zece ani la Pizza Hot, ce zici, ne ducem? Acolo am m\u00eencat cea mai bun\u0103 pizza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nu mai bine mergem la restaurantul \u0103la la care am fost cu Laura, atunci c\u00eend s-a \u00eentors cu iubitu\u2019 ei din Belgia? \u0102la de l\u00eeng\u0103 \u0218apte Sc\u0103ri, pe malul apei, sub mun\u021bi, afar\u0103, frumos, elegant, la aer curat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Tu ai m\u00eencat azi ceva? Chiar nu \u021bi-e foame?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 M\u00eencare avem \u0219i acas\u0103, nu despre asta e vorba. Nu, n-am m\u00eencat nimic azi, doar am b\u0103ut cafea, hai unde vrei tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Hai la Pizza Hot, merit\u0103 s\u0103-i vizit\u0103m o dat\u0103 la zece ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n La Pizza Hot \u00een curtea interioar\u0103 mai e o mas\u0103 liber\u0103, am mai fost c\u00eendva, dar nu recunosc nimic de pe-aici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Noi aici am fost cu Laura \u0219i Costel, dup\u0103 ce noi ne \u00eentorseser\u0103m de la schi, de ziua Laurei, c\u00eend Costel insista s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 Laura, c\u0103 e ziua ei, nu a lui?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Tot la Pizza Hot, dar nu aici, e una mai aproape de noi, acolo mai mergeam uneori pe vremuri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Chelneri\u021ba zice s\u0103 nu ne sup\u0103r\u0103m, dar ea nu vrea s\u0103-\u0219i piard\u0103 locul de munc\u0103, s\u0103-i ar\u0103t\u0103m certificatul verde. Aoleu, de ast\u0103zi nu mai po\u021bi intra aproape niciunde f\u0103r\u0103 certificatul \u0103sta verde \u0219i exact noi, sus\u021bin\u0103tori f\u0103\u021bi\u0219i ai vaccin\u0103rii, printre primii vaccina\u021bi pe te miri unde, Carmina la T\u00e2rgu Secuiesc, eu \u2013 la \u00centorsura Buz\u0103ului, c\u0103 n-am avut r\u0103bdare s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m r\u00eendu\u2019 din Bra\u0219ov, suntem lua\u021bi la rost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nicio problem\u0103, doamn\u0103, zic, suntem vaccina\u021bi cu ambele doze, imediat aducem documentul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Carmina scoate telefonul, \u00eei arat\u0103 certificatul verde, doar c\u0103 tanti\u2026 nu i-l poate scana. Caut telefonul \u00een buzunare, \u00een geant\u0103, nu-l mai am, l-am uitat la serviciu, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Hai c\u0103 m\u0103 duc dup\u0103 copiile certificatelor \u0103lora, le avem \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Caut certificatele \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, nu-s nic\u0103ieri, \u00een schimb g\u0103sesc documentele cu ambele doze de vaccinare; se pare c\u0103 totu\u0219i avem dreptul s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00eenem la onorabila teras\u0103. \u00cen mod normal am fi plecat imediat, cum am f\u0103cut \u0219i ieri, c\u00eend, la pia\u021b\u0103, o \u021biganc\u0103 s-a r\u0103stit c\u0103 de ce vrem doar un kilogram de ro\u0219ii (\u201eCe face\u021bi, ne certa\u021bi?\u201d i-a zis Carmina), a\u0219a c\u0103 am cump\u0103rat trei kg de la \u021biganca de al\u0103turi. Dar acum nu era cazul, fire\u0219te, femeia avea perfect\u0103 dreptate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00eet tot c\u0103utam dovezile c\u0103 avem dreptul s\u0103 respir\u0103m \u00een minunata lor curte mult prea veche, n-am putut s\u0103 nu trag cu urechea la oamenii de la masa vecin\u0103, c\u0103 \u021bipau prea tare, chiar \u0219i c\u00eend vorbeau \u00een \u0219oapt\u0103. Povestea capu\u2019 la famelie, un gr\u0103san smolit, cu lan\u021bu\u2019 g\u0103lbejit peste tricoul transpirat, tot turn\u00eendu-\u0219i vin \u00een pahar. Audien\u021ba de la aceea\u0219i mas\u0103 (dar auzeam to\u021bi ale\u0219ii verzi): o tanti tare rujat\u0103, cu n<\/em> lan\u021buri probabil de aur peste rochia mai ro\u0219ie dec\u00eet steagul Uniunii Republicilor Sovietice Socialiste, mulat\u0103 pe corpul ei de delfinu\u021b\u0103-balenu\u021b\u0103. \u00centre ei \u2013 un copil \u00eenalt \u0219i sl\u0103b\u0103nog, care pare cam debil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 S\u0103 nu te v\u0103d c\u0103 sufli \u00een pung\u0103 ca aurolacii sau bei vodc\u0103 cu boschetarii, noi suntem o familie \u0219mecher\u0103, care-\u0219i permite, a\u0219a s\u0103 \u0219tii, b\u0103iete!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Tati, zice femeia, dar copilul nu bea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Taci din gur\u0103, o s\u0103 bea! B\u0103iete, c\u00eend o s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 bei, s\u0103 nu te prind cu boschetarii sau cu gher\u021boii din cartier sug\u00eend substan\u021be interzise, suntem familie bun\u0103, s\u0103 nu-\u021bi fie ru\u0219ine de familia ta, a\u0219a cum e ea, e\u0219ti a\u0219a cum e\u0219ti tu \u0219i nu trebuie s\u0103 te ru\u0219inezi de cine e\u0219ti, a\u0219a cum e\u0219ti tu, daaaa, ce dac\u0103 e\u0219ti\u2026 a\u0219a?!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Chelneri\u021ba probabil c\u0103 nu s-a sim\u021bit prea confortabil c\u0103, de\u0219i \u00eei dovedisem c\u0103 suntem vaccina\u021bi, nu i-au fost de ajuns argumentele din prima faz\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 ne-a luat comanda un chelner tinerel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi, zice Carmina c\u00eend o vede, ce parol\u0103 ave\u021bi la internet aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Netu\u2019 e numa\u2019 pentru ca noi s\u0103 lu\u0103m comenzile, zice chelneri\u021ba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nu \u0219tii afi\u0219ul \u0103la de la Dan de la Rockstadt \u2013 \u201eNu avem wireless, vorbi\u021bi \u00eentre voi\u201d? glumesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 B\u0103iete, eu zic c\u0103 tre s\u0103 p\u0103str\u0103m tradi\u021bia, \u00een pula mea, \u0219i s\u0103 fim \u00eengropa\u021bi cre\u0219tine\u0219te. S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengropi bine, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengropi frumos, \u00een pula mea! Dar c\u00eend o s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 bei ceva \u2013 \u00ee\u021bi toarn\u0103 tata, uite, dac\u0103 vrei, \u00ee\u021bi dau \u0219i acum un pahar de vin, c\u0103-i bun un pahar-dou\u0103 de vin, ce pula mea! Un pahar de vin cu tata e aur, b\u0103iete! Ai no\u0219tri nu au avut de unde s\u0103 ne dea, erau prea s\u0103raci, nu am avut nici preten\u021bii, dar noi ne-am cump\u0103rat deja loc de veci, c\u00eete doi metri eu \u0219i m\u0103-ta, p\u00een\u0103 la urm\u0103 fiecare moare singur, s\u0103 \u0219tii, b\u0103i, mucea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 La noi e alt\u0103 treab\u0103! zice femeia, noi suntem so\u021b \u0219i so\u021bie, nu ca al\u021bii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Io zic c\u0103 e bun\u0103 \u0219i incinerarea asta de acum, arunci cenu\u0219a unde vrea mu\u0219chii t\u0103i \u0219i asta e, \u00een pula mea, eu a\u0219 arunca-o \u00een mun\u021bii Bucegi, acolo-s v\u00eertejurile alea dacice, coaie, v\u00eertejurile alea \u00ee\u021bi iau cenu\u0219a \u0219i \u021bi-o duc \u00een toate centrele cardinale, e\u0219ti \u00een tot universul deodat\u0103, Stephen Hawking, \u00een\u021belegi, b\u0103iete, c\u0103 despre tine e vorba \u00een propozi\u021bie? Doar c\u0103 noi am fost altfel educa\u021bi, m\u00eenca-\u021bi-a\u0219, cred c-am meritat c\u00eet te-am \u00eentre\u021binut toat\u0103 via\u021ba s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti impozitul \u0103la anual de c\u0103cat, c\u0103 avem deja locuri achizi\u021bionate \u00een cel mai \u0219mecher cimitir din ora\u0219, eu l\u00eeng\u0103 m\u0103-ta asta chiparoas\u0103 \u0219i dup\u0103 moarte, m\u00eenca-i-a\u0219 pizda, p\u0103i noi avem c\u00eete doi metri d\u0103 om, deja pl\u0103tite, b\u0103iete, s\u0103 nu crezi c\u0103 la noi a fost altfel, numa\u2019 s\u0103 murim de-amu! C-a\u0219a-i via\u021ba omului, scurt\u0103; \u0219i eu am r\u0103mas singur c\u00eend au murit ai mei, \u0219i m\u0103-ta la fel, dar a\u0219a e normal, nu avem ce s\u0103 facem, asta-i via\u021ba omului. Ai \u00een\u021beeeeles? Iar dac\u0103 n-o s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti taxa aia anual\u0103 mizer\u0103, asta e, s\u0103 ne ia oasele \u0219i s\u0103 le arunce \u00een pula mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 B\u0103iete, tat-to zice bine, spune femeia \u00een ro\u0219u, taic\u0103-to zice exact a\u0219a cum e drept!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tati se ridic\u0103, se duce spre casa Pizza Hot, trage de masc\u0103 cu degetele grase \u0219i slinoase; \u00eel v\u0103d c\u00eend se \u00eentoarce de la cas\u0103, are masca sub nas \u0219i sub buze \u2013 are impresia c\u0103 a\u0219a se poart\u0103 masca corect, dac\u0103 are masc\u0103 e deja regulamentar, gen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ai \u00een\u021beles, copile, o s\u0103 murim, b\u0103i, ni s-o \u00eent\u00eemplat \u0219i nou\u0103 s\u0103 ne \u00eengrop\u0103m p\u0103rin\u021bii, \u0219i noi am r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bi \u0219i babele ziceau \u201eN-ai f\u0103cut aia, f\u0103 aia \u0219i aia \u0219i aia!\u201d Dar eu de unde s\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce pl\u0103te\u0219ti totul \u2013 \u0219i pop\u0103, \u0219i morm\u00eent, \u0219i \u00eenmorm\u00eentare, \u0219i pe \u0103ia care c\u00eent\u0103 \u0219i cer\u0219esc la \u00eenmorm\u00eentare, \u0219i masa de dup\u0103\u2026 mai trebuie s\u0103 mai pl\u0103te\u0219ti \u0219i altele \u0219i altele \u0219i altele. Apoi babele te critic\u0103 iar \u0219i iar, c\u0103 n-ai pl\u00eens destul, c\u0103 n-ai dat destul de poman\u0103, c\u0103 meniul de la \u00eenmorm\u00eentare n-a fost ca la \u0103la sau la \u0103la, d\u0103-le dreacu\u2019 de babe proaste, copile, chiar nu ai cum s\u0103 \u00eenchizi gura satului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Pur \u0219i simplu nu ai cum s\u0103 astupi gura satului! \u021bip\u0103 femeia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Aloo! Da, b\u0103i! Ce familie mai e \u0219i aia care nu prime\u0219te oaspe\u021bi c\u0103 e\u2026 pan\u2026 demie, v\u0103 fut \u00een gur\u0103, b\u0103, d\u0103-v\u0103-n pula mea, b\u0103, hai, muie, jegurilor, hai, fute\u021bi-v\u0103 \u00eentre voi, mui\u0219tilor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n B\u0103iete, via\u021ba asta nu e at\u00eet de grea cum pare, ai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 ai s\u0103 te descurci, mai \u00eent\u00eei s\u0103 scapi de noi, c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 tr\u0103im ve\u0219nic. Dar mormintele noastre sunt achitate deja, va trebui s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti doar taxele alea anuale, simbolice, poate te-a duce capu\u2019 s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti nimic, oricum, to\u021bi banii pe care i-am adunat toat\u0103 via\u021ba tot \u021bie o s\u0103-\u021bi r\u0103m\u00een\u0103, d\u0103-i dreacului de bani! A murit el \u0219i Napoleon, \u0219i Lenin, \u0219i \u00eempu\u0219catu\u2019, \u0219i tovar\u0103\u0219a, \u0219i Ion Iliescu, d\u0103-i dreacului!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Vezi, tati, c\u0103 tovar\u0103\u0219ul Iliescu e nemuritor! zice femeia \u00een foarte ro\u0219u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Aaaa, \u00eenc\u0103 n-a murit Ilici? Da-n ce mileniu suntem, \u00een pula mea, tati? \u0102sta c\u00ee\u021bi ani o avea, tati?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se duce la pi\u0219at femeia \u00een foarte ro\u0219u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Stai lini\u0219tit, tat\u0103, o s\u0103 m\u0103 duc io primu\u2019, zice umflatu\u2019. Tot ce trebuie s\u0103 \u0219tii e c\u0103 via\u021ba-i scurt\u0103, \u00een pula mea! \u0219i-i fute sticla de vin de pe mas\u0103 \u00een cre\u0219tet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Iar pe mine, \u0219tii deja \u2013 s\u0103 m\u0103 incinerezi\u2026 \u00eei zic iubitei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Proz\u0103 de Mihail Vakulovski<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":1873,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[364,2280,47],"coauthors":[2327],"class_list":["post-12068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fictiune","tag-mihail-vakulovski","tag-nr-10-2024","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Mihail-Vakulovski.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12068"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12071,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12068\/revisions\/12071"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12068"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=12068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n