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\u2014 What is love?\/ Baby, don\u2019t hurt me (yeah)\/ Don\u2019t hurt me, no more\/ What is love?<\/em> O s\u0103rut\u0103 dup\u0103 fiecare strof\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 dorm. Du-te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Baby, don\u2019t hurt me (yeah).<\/em> Hai, prin\u021beso, d\u0103-te jos din pat c-aveam o groaz\u0103 de f\u0103cut azi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ce groaz\u0103? Ce f\u0103cut? Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 dorm. E duminic\u0103. Nici azi nu m\u0103 la\u0219i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ba da, dar, baby, ce-a fost asear\u0103. A\u0219a, ca pe timpuri. Hai s-o mai facem din nou. Diminea\u021ba. Cu razele astea pe noi. S\u0103 ne \u00eempletim corpurile. S\u0103 rupem salteaua. Haai, baby, hai, c\u0103 te doresc de.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 S\u0103 ne \u00eempletim un c\u0103cat. \u021ai-a ajuns asear\u0103. Poate mai \u00eencolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Cineva e moroc\u0103noas\u0103 de la prima or\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Andrei, am dormit patru ore. E duminic\u0103, e timp liber. N-avem nimic de f\u0103cut. De ce nu te duci tu dincolo, s\u0103 cite\u0219ti, s\u0103 ascul\u021bi muzic\u0103, s\u0103 faci orice vrei tu, numai las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 dorm, \u0219i-\u0219i trecu p\u0103tura peste cap, \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-se cu spatele la el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Da\u2019 io ce fac acu\u2019? Hai c\u0103-\u021bi trag pantalonii \u0219i tu nu faci nimic. Po\u021bi dormi. Nici nu te deranjez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Aia zic \u0219i eu cu deranjul, c\u0103 de deranjat nu e cazul. Da acum du-te \u0219i ia-\u021bi o p\u0103pu\u0219\u0103 \u0219i bag\u0103-\u021bi \u00een ea ce vrei tu. \u0218i creierul. \u0218i s\u0103-l la\u0219i acolo. Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 DORM!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Andrei \u00eei mai d\u0103du un s\u0103rut pe frunte \u0219i se ridic\u0103 de pe marginea patului. O durere brusc\u0103 \u00eei trecu prin burt\u0103. \u00cel s\u0103get\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n creier \u0219i se g\u00e2ndi c-o fi de la m\u00e2ncarea de c-o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte. Shaorma cu iaurt \u0219i-o sticl\u0103 de vin, combina\u021bia fatal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 M\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 cac. Hai, ti pup. Vezi c-azi avem HP.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 \u00ceh\u00ee, se auzi de sub p\u0103tur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Andrei ap\u0103s\u0103 \u00eentrerup\u0103torul la baie. Lumina becului \u00eel lovi \u00een plin \u0219i avu o tres\u0103rire. Vedea numai pete negre, dar \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 se concentreze. \u0218i se uit\u0103 \u00een oglind\u0103. Ochii mari, alba\u0219tri, nasul grecesc, pome\u021bii fermi, cu o linie delicat\u0103 spre maxilar, pielea fin\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 riduri. Miji ochii \u00een semn de ne\u00eencredere. Ceva era dubios. P\u0103rea c\u0103 e el, dar cu ceva \u00een plus. Se uit\u0103 fascinat la forma fe\u021bei, dup\u0103 care o alt\u0103 cramp\u0103 \u00eel \u00eendoi \u00eentr-o parte. Puse m\u00e2na spre burt\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenjur\u0103 shaorma \u00eenc-o dat\u0103. Ridic\u0103 cu m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 colacul, apuc\u0103 cu st\u00e2nga elasticul pijamalei \u0219i al chilotului \u0219i o b\u0103g\u0103 pe cealalt\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i apuce penisul. Nu-l g\u0103si. Mai c\u0103ut\u0103 o dat\u0103, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 se pozi\u021bionase mai la dreapta. Nici coaiele nu erau acolo. Andrei se sperie \u0219i trase pantalonii p\u00e2n\u0103 la glezn\u0103. Se uit\u0103. Nimic. Deschise sertarul unde Anda avea o oglind\u0103 de buzunar \u0219i o pozi\u021bion\u0103 sub picioare. \u00cen locul organelor avea un vagin. O nou\u0103 cramp\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ce e ASTA?! url\u0103 \u00een baie. Unde mi-e pula, b\u0103\u0103\u0103, unde mi-e, vorbea cu el \u00een oglind\u0103. Ce dracu\u2019, am o pizd\u0103-n loc? Cum e posibil? Mi l-o fi t\u0103iat nebuna asta. O ultim\u0103 sear\u0103 de futut \u0219i gata, las c\u0103 te aranjez pe via\u021b\u0103? Ce dracu\u2019! B\u0103, n-are cum! Mor\u021bii m\u0103-tii, m\u0103! Unde e pula mea? \u0218i ce c\u0103cat e asta? Au, futu-\u021bi crampa m\u0103-tii. O nou\u0103 lovitur\u0103. Trase colacul \u00eenapoi \u0219i se a\u0219ez\u0103 cu fundul pe el. Din interiorul lui porni o avalan\u0219\u0103. Se auzi ca \u0219i cum l-ar fi trecut cea mai crunt\u0103 diaree. Stropi vasul cu cheaguri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 S\u0103 m\u0103 fut, ce m\u0103 doare, \u0219i se \u021binu cu m\u00e2na de burt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd \u00eentinse m\u00e2na dup\u0103 h\u00e2rtie, \u00een biceps sim\u021bi un corp str\u0103in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se ridic\u0103 de pe WC \u0219i se privi \u00een oglind\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 \u021a\u00e2\u021be. Am \u021b\u00e2\u021be. Cum dracu\u2019 s-am \u021b\u00e2\u021be? \u0218i arunc\u0103 \u0219i tricoul de pe el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cen locul pectoralilor ap\u0103rur\u0103 doi s\u00e2ni potrivi\u021bi, cu sf\u00e2rcurile \u00eent\u0103rite de la efort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Se uit\u0103 fascinat. \u0218i din instinct puse m\u00e2na. Cuprinse s\u00e2nul \u00een palm\u0103 \u0219i-l trecu un fior prin tot corpul. O senza\u021bie puternic\u0103, de parc\u0103 l-ar fi electrocutat. Cu buricul degetelor insist\u0103 pe sf\u00e2rcuri. Str\u00e2nse din abdomen. Mi\u0219carea \u00eei \u00eencord\u0103 \u00eentreaga musculatur\u0103. Apoi eliber\u0103 \u0219i corpul reveni. Dup\u0103 care ac\u021bion\u0103 din nou, s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 faza se repet\u0103 \u0219i avu acela\u0219i spasm de satisfac\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ai de pula mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dup\u0103 care se uit\u0103 la pizd\u0103. Nu credea ce vedea. Era peste puterea lui de \u00een\u021belegere. C-o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte f\u0103cuse toate alea. Ejaculase. \u00ce\u0219i aminti spasmul \u0103la, dar nu se compara cu atingerea s\u00e2nilor. Ce c\u0103cat e asta? \u0218i se uit\u0103 la picioare. Pe un crac un firicel de s\u00e2nge se \u00eentindea. \u0218i se panic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Apuc\u0103 \u00eentreaga rol\u0103 de h\u00e2rtie. Rupse o bucat\u0103 de un metru \u0219i o \u00eemp\u0103turi. O puse acolo s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 \u0219i, din gre\u0219eal\u0103, atinse clitorisul. Un nou junghi \u00een \u021beast\u0103. Ce dracu\u2019, am butoane peste tot? Ap\u0103s unul aici, m\u0103 face s\u0103 m\u0103 simt cumva. Mai ap\u0103s unul aici. \u0218i puse buricul pe clitoris. Ap\u0103s\u0103 pu\u021bin \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 mi\u0219te u\u0219or. Acela\u0219i spasm muscular. M\u0103ri viteza \u0219i d\u0103du capul pe spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Du-te-n pula mea, ce bine e, continu\u0103 s\u0103 se joace cu clitorisul. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd sim\u021bi o c\u0103ldur\u0103 puternic\u0103 \u00een abdomen, care se l\u0103s\u0103 spre p\u00e2ntec \u0219i-l cuprinse un tremurat. Nu se opri. \u00cenchise un ochi din iner\u021bie, ca atunci c\u00e2nd m\u00e2nca o felie de l\u0103m\u00e2ie la un shot de tequila \u0219i continu\u0103. Se a\u0219ez\u0103 din nou pe colac \u0219i se frec\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd degetele de la picioare se str\u00e2nser\u0103 spre interior, de mai avea un pic \u0219i le c\u0103lc\u0103 \u0219i-i veni s\u0103 urle de pl\u0103cere. \u00cen cap p\u0103ru o explozie, ca \u0219i cum un bec explodase \u0219i pentru o frac\u021biune de secund\u0103 ilumin\u0103 incandescent. Dup\u0103 care, lini\u0219te. Tremuratul sc\u0103dea \u00een intensitate \u0219i \u00een mintea lui Andrei ap\u0103ru o pace pe care nu o sim\u021bise niciodat\u0103. Degetele de la picioare \u00ee\u0219i reluau pozi\u021bia normal\u0103 \u0219i ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na. Deschise ochii \u0219i se uit\u0103 spre ea. S\u00e2nge. Beli pupilele \u0219i se panic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 N-are cum. De unde at\u00e2ta s\u00e2nge?! O s\u0103 mor? Am hemoragie. Cum dracu\u2019 s\u0103-i spun? C\u0103 n-am cum. Ai, futu-\u021bi durerea pizdii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Deschise robinetul \u0219i a\u0219tept\u0103 apa cald\u0103. Se cur\u0103\u021b\u0103 \u0219i mai trase un sul de-un metru de h\u00e2rtie. Se \u0219terse, dup\u0103 care se ridic\u0103 de pe colac. \u00cen vasul de toalet\u0103 s\u00e2nge. Ap\u0103s\u0103 clapeta de mai multe ori, s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 se duce totul \u0219i se arunc\u0103 \u00een du\u0219.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Dar ce dracu\u2019 fac cu s\u00e2nii, cum \u00eei ascund? \u0218i se uit\u0103 \u00een jurul lui. Pe portprosop st\u0103tea ag\u0103\u021bat halatul de baie al Andei.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n \u00cen mintea lui avea numai \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u0219i niciun r\u0103spuns. Cum s\u0103-i spun\u0103 Andei? Ce o s\u0103 zic\u0103? Or s\u0103 se despart\u0103? Ce e anomalia asta? De unde a ap\u0103rut? \u0218i altele de felul \u0103sta \u00een timp ce se s\u0103punea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n M\u00e2inile continuau s\u0103 pip\u0103ie s\u00e2nii \u0219i s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een zona pubisului. Era fascinat dar \u0219i speriat. P\u0103rea c\u0103 face ceva gre\u0219it. Undeva \u00een mintea lui o voce \u00eel certa pentru \u00eencercarea de autosatisfacere, dar nu-i p\u0103sa. Era corpul lui. Sau mai bine zis avea un corp nou, pe care voia s\u0103-l exploreze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pip\u0103i vaginul \u0219i \u00eei pl\u0103cea. Atingea labiile \u0219i constat\u0103 c\u0103 intensitatea era diferit\u0103 ca atunci c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i atingea prepu\u021bul \u0219i nu sim\u021bea mare lucru. Aha, deci a\u0219a st\u0103 treaba, \u00ee\u0219i zicea. Dup\u0103 care b\u0103g\u0103 un deget s\u0103 vad\u0103 cum reac\u021bioneaz\u0103. O nou\u0103 stare, apropiat\u0103 de cea a clitorisului, \u0219i continu\u0103 explorarea p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd din camera al\u0103turat\u0103 se auzi un boc\u0103nit. \u00cenghe\u021b\u0103. Se cl\u0103ti urgent, lu\u0103 prosopul \u0219i se \u0219terse superficial. Apuc\u0103 un alt sul de h\u00e2rtie, de data asta mai mare, \u0219i \u00eel \u00eendes\u0103 \u00een boxeri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Dar ce dracu\u2019 fac cu s\u00e2nii, cum \u00eei ascund? \u0218i se uit\u0103 \u00een jurul lui. Pe portprosop st\u0103tea ag\u0103\u021bat halatul de baie al Andei. \u00cel \u0219tia bine. \u00cel aduse cu ea \u00eenc\u0103 de acum doi ani, de c\u00e2nd se mutase cu el. Era uzat la m\u00e2ini \u0219i la buzunare, dar \u00ee\u0219i p\u0103strase culoarea. Un vi\u0219iniu putred care \u00eenc\u0103 absorbea apa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cel apuc\u0103 c-un soi de fric\u0103, s\u0103 nu-l descopere Anda. Sigur ar fi intrat peste el. Trecuser\u0103 de mult peste fazele de pudibonderie. \u00ce\u0219i respectau limitele impuse, dar nu-i deranja dac\u0103 intrau unul peste cel\u0103lalt \u00een baie sau \u00een vreo cabin\u0103 de prob\u0103 la un magazin. \u00ce\u0219i puse halatul. M\u00e2inile \u00eei ie\u0219eau prin m\u00e2neci \u0219i \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i acopere s\u00e2nii. N-avea nicio \u0219ans\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103 lu\u0103 \u0219i prosopul \u0219i-l trecu peste, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-i te\u0219easc\u0103. F\u0103cu un nod sub sub\u021bioar\u0103 \u0219i str\u00e2nse cordonul c\u00e2t putu de mult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Anda se trezi \u0219i ap\u0103s\u0103 butonul de espresso dublu. Andrei ie\u0219i pe holul ce unea baia de celelalte camere \u0219i se uit\u0103 \u00een dormitor. \u00ce\u0219i calcul\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103rile c\u00e2t s-ajung\u0103 la dressing, s\u0103 scoat\u0103 hanoracul cu Metallica \u0219i s\u0103-l trag\u0103 pe el. Nu conta ce l-ar fi \u00eentrebat Anda, c\u0103 putea g\u0103si o scuz\u0103, dar ciudat era s\u0103-l g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een halatul ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mi\u0219carea \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie continua \u0219i se repezi \u00een dormitor, dar fix c\u00e2nd s\u0103 deschid\u0103 u\u0219a de la dressing Anda intr\u0103 cu cana de cafea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. R\u0103mase blocat\u0103. Dup\u0103 care \u00eencepu s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 instinctiv. Andrei se uit\u0103 la ea \u0219i la p\u0103rul ei \u00een toate direc\u021biile. Einstein \u00een variant\u0103 feminin\u0103. R\u00e2dea \u0219i el. Dup\u0103 ce fiecare \u00ee\u0219i epuiz\u0103 partea, Anda \u00eel lu\u0103 la \u00eentreb\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ce Satan\u0103 cau\u021bi cu halatul meu? Te-ai uitat \u00een oglind\u0103 s\u0103 vezi cum ar\u0103\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Mi s-a f\u0103cut pu\u021bin frig \u0219i am luat capotul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 \u021ai s-a f\u0103cut \u021bie pu\u021bin frig? \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u0219i mai tare. De c\u00e2nd ai tu gre\u021buri d-astea? \u0218i nu e capot, e halat, dummy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 \u021ai-a\u0219 zice eu de c\u00e2nd, dar ar presupune \u0219i o persoan\u0103 aflat\u0103 \u00een exteriorul casei, care \u021bi-a dat via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i seam\u0103n\u0103 cu tine. Las\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 duc s\u0103 fac popcorn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 A\u0219a de repede. Stai s\u0103 bem \u0219i noi o cafea, s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l \u0219i eu pe fa\u021b\u0103. Ce e graba asta. Zici c\u0103 se mut\u0103 televizorul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 M\u0103 preg\u0103tesc din timp, drag\u0103. C\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 dureaz\u0103 mult \u0219i bine. S\u0103-l vedem p\u00e2n\u0103 la final.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Drag\u0103, auzi la el! Te-ai virusat, ciorbistule? Ce e cu limbajul \u0103sta pe tine? \u00eei \u00eentoarse replica Anda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Mi se pare c\u0103 nu apreciezi \u00eencercarea mea de a face aceast\u0103 zi una memorabil\u0103. Tu te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti doar la ale tale, n-ai timp \u0219i de mine. C\u0103 acum nu m\u0103 simt apreciat. Nu m\u0103 iei \u0219i pe mine \u00een bra\u021be, s\u0103-mi oferi afec\u021biune. \u0218i c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi la mine, nu e\u0219ti prezent\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi e g\u00e2ndul \u00een alt\u0103 parte. La pantofi sau la mai \u0219tiu eu ce. Dar sunt \u0219i eu om.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 B\u0103, tu te-ai damblagit de tot? \u021ai-au pus \u0103\u0219tia droguri \u00een m\u00e2ncare? Ai b\u0103ut ap\u0103 din WC? Ce e cu limbajul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Gata, eu m\u0103 duc s\u0103 fac popcorn. S\u0103 a\u0219ezi tu pernele alea, s\u0103 st\u0103m comozi. Sau comode, fat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 E bine, d\u0103-mi, Doamne, r\u0103bdare, c\u0103 mi-e c\u0103 \u021bi-l trimit la tine \u00eempachetat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218i Andrei ie\u0219i din camer\u0103, str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd din buci \u0219i aplecat \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 nu se vad\u0103 proeminen\u021ba s\u00e2nilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Genericul Warner Bros ap\u0103ru pe ecran, urmat de indicatorul Privet Drive pe care st\u0103tea Bufni\u021ba. Dumbledore ap\u0103ru cu barba lui alb\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103ciula magic\u0103, \u00een timp ce pisica \u00eel urm\u0103rea \u00eendeaproape. Apoi ac\u021bion\u0103 dispozitivul Deluminatorului \u0219i fiecare bec se stinse pe alee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ia-m\u0103-n bra\u021be, nesuferitule. C\u0103 iar stai la distan\u021b\u0103 de mine. A\u0219a faci mereu, e\u0219ti bun cu mine doar ca s\u0103 ob\u021bii ceva. \u0218i dup\u0103 ce ob\u021bii, nu m\u0103 mai bagi \u00een seam\u0103. Asear\u0103 ai fost dr\u0103gu\u021b doar ca s\u0103 ne futem. Acum stai iar la distan\u021b\u0103, cu m\u00e2inile \u00eencruci\u0219ate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Andrei ar fi vrut s-o \u021bin\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be, dar de data asta chiar avea un motiv clar pentru care n-o f\u0103cea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Iubita mea, nu m\u0103 simt foarte bine. Am o cramp\u0103 la stomac \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 nu te fac s\u0103 te sim\u021bi aiurea. Nu te sup\u0103ra pe mine. Asear\u0103 a fost excelent \u0219i n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 stric\u0103m starea asta. Uit\u0103-te \u0219i tu la teve. Ce bine era \u00eembr\u0103cat mo\u0219u. Un adev\u0103rat magician. Oare a\u0219a se \u00eembr\u0103cau oamenii \u0219i pe timpuri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Dar ce-ai p\u0103\u021bit, m\u0103? E de la \u0219aorma aia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Cred c\u0103 da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Trebuia s\u0103-mi dau seama c-o s\u0103 fi\u021bi aici, profesor McGonagall<\/em>, moment \u00een care pisica se transform\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nu-\u021bi face griji. Hai s\u0103 vedem mai departe, c\u0103 de-aici devine interesant. Ce culori au b\u0103gat. Totul s\u0103 fie sumbru, ca-ntr-un vis. Chiar, \u021bi-am povestit ce vis am avut. Se f\u0103cea c\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Televizorul rula \u00een gol. O nou\u0103 cramp\u0103 \u00eel s\u0103get\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Pune pauz\u0103, ce naiba. Ai p\u0103\u021bit ceva? De azi de diminea\u021b\u0103 e\u0219ti ciudat. \u021ai-am f\u0103cut eu ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nu, drag\u0103! Nu m\u0103 simt foarte bine. Las\u0103 filmul s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 D\u0103-mi s\u0103 v\u0103d. \u021ai-o fi ie\u0219it ceva pe burt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nu! Stai acolo. Hai s\u0103 vedem. Uite urmeaz\u0103 partea cu Hagrid c\u00e2nd \u00eel aduce pe Harry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Las\u0103-l naiba de film, c\u0103 de doi ani \u00eel tot vedem. Tradi\u021bie, tradi\u021bie, dar \u021bi-e r\u0103u. D\u0103-mi s\u0103 v\u0103d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nu, c\u0103 numai tu e\u0219ti de vin\u0103. C-ai zis s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc o zi ca tine, s\u0103 v\u0103d ce sim\u021bi. Ca s\u0103 vezi \u0219i tu cum e s\u0103 te doar\u0103 burta, s\u0103 n-ai chef s\u0103 te fu\u021bi, a\u0219a cum vrei tu. A\u0219a mi-ai zis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 B\u0103, \u0219aib\u0103, asta a fost acu\u2019 un an. C\u00e2nd \u021bi-am mai zis io \u021bie a\u0219a? D\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d ce-ai la burt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Moment \u00een care Andrei \u021b\u00e2\u0219ni din pat, v\u0103rs\u00e2nd castronul cu floricele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Nu! Stai acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anda v\u0103zu un firicel de s\u00e2nge scurg\u00e2ndu-se pe picior \u0219i c\u0103sc\u0103 ochii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 B\u0103i, nu e\u0219ti bine. De unde-\u021bi curge s\u00e2ngele \u0103la? D\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d. ACUM!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218i se apropie de el tr\u0103g\u00e2nd cordonul halatului. Andrei se \u00eembujor\u0103 ca un adolescent. Anda tr\u0103gea mai departe, sigur\u0103 pe instinctul ei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218oc. Fata se bloc\u0103 \u0219i privi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 schi\u021beze vreun gest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Apoi se apuc\u0103 cu m\u00e2na de burt\u0103, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd de mama focului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Cum, muhahaha, naiba de ai, ai. Oiii, Doamne, ai, muhahhaha, ajuns femeie?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Gata! Nu mai trage. \u00ce\u021bi ar\u0103t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 P\u0103i arat\u0103 odat\u0103, nebunule, c\u0103 m\u0103 sperii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Iertare pentru u\u0219\u0103. <\/em>\u0218i Hagrid ridic\u0103 poarta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n V\u0103 cer s\u0103 pleca\u021bi imediat! Asta e intrare prin efrac\u021bie.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218oc. Fata se bloc\u0103 \u0219i privi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 schi\u021beze vreun gest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Apoi se apuc\u0103 cu m\u00e2na de burt\u0103, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd de mama focului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Cum, muhahaha, naiba de ai, ai. Oiii, Doamne, ai, muhahhaha, ajuns femeie? \u0218i ce \u021b\u00e2\u021be ai, fat\u0103? Ia d\u0103 s\u0103 vad. \u0218i Anda puse m\u00e2na pe s\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Stai c\u0103 m\u0103 dor. U\u0219or.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anda trecuse la stadiul de r\u00e2s cu lacrimi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ce-ai zis, m\u0103? P\u0103i tu c\u00e2nd veneai \u0219i puneai m\u00e2na ca un disperat? Las\u2019 s\u0103 vezi \u0219i tu, Andrei. Sau, m\u0103 scuzi, fat\u0103. S\u0103-\u021bi zic Andreea? \u0218i r\u00e2dea \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 B\u0103i, nu fii nasoal\u0103. Ajut\u0103-m\u0103! C\u0103 nu pot a\u0219a. Nu este normal. Lumea asta s-a \u00eentors cu fundu-n sus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Oii, stai pu\u021bin s\u0103 m\u0103 lini\u0219tesc. \u0218i mai r\u00e2se de c\u00e2teva ori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce se potolea, \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103dea seama c\u0103 nu era nicio glum\u0103. \u0218i \u021b\u00e2\u021bele erau \u021b\u00e2\u021be, s\u00e2ngele era real \u0219i \u00een loc de pul\u0103 Andrei avea o pizd\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Uite \u0219i tu, ce s\u0103 fac cu asta, Anda?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 \u0102, te pi\u0219i \u0219i te fu\u021bi? \u00eencepu s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 din nou. Uuu, ce fain\u0103 e, fat\u0103. Ia s\u0103 v\u0103d mai de aproape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 E r\u0103nit\u0103 acum. Nu pot. Mi-e ru\u0219ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Of, femeile astea, zise Anda, d\u00e2ndu-\u0219i ochii peste cap. Ce \u021bi-e \u0219i cu ele. Mereu la ciclu. Ba m\u0103 doare aia, ba ailalt\u0103. Ia, stai pu\u021bin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anda se duse \u00een dormitor de unde veni cu o borset\u0103. Scoase din ea o caset\u0103 de metal, \u00een interiorul c\u0103reia avea c\u00e2teva tampoane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ia unul s\u0103 nu mai s\u00e2ngerezi pe tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Ce, eu nu bag a\u0219a ceva \u00een mine. Dac\u0103 \u00eemi face r\u0103u? Dac\u0103 sunt alergic. Dac\u0103 se umfl\u0103 \u0103la \u0219i nu-l mai scot d-acolo \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n, Doamne, fere\u0219te, a\u0219a. De o s\u0103 mergem apoi la Urgen\u021b\u0103. Ce dracu\u2019 \u00eei spun eu la URGEN\u021aE c\u00e2nd or vedea buletinul meu. C\u0103 acolo sunt cu pul\u0103 \u0219i acum f\u0103r\u0103. C\u0103 e primul caz din istoria omenirii. S\u0103 adorm b\u0103rbat \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 scol. Aoleu, m\u0103 doare \u0219i burta asta, c-ar fi bine dac\u0103 nu m-ar durea. Or s\u0103 zic\u0103. Ce-or s\u0103 zic\u0103? Spune-mi tu. C-am f\u0103cut hocus-pocus \u0219i a ap\u0103rut? C\u0103 m-am jucat cu pu\u021ba \u00een \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i a disp\u0103rut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 C\u0103 ai f\u0103cut schimbare de.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Dar n-am f\u0103cut nicio schimbare de nimic. Eu a\u0219a m-am trezit! Ai facut tu vreo glum\u0103? \u00cen c\u00e2t suntem azi? Zi, Anda. \u00cen c\u00e2t suntem azi? \u0218i c\u0103ut\u0103 ceasul. \u00cen 13. Deci ieri am fost \u00een 12, c\u0103 ne-am troznit noi. Am trecut \u00een calendar, c-o facem o dat\u0103 la trei luni, mai ceva ca pustnicii. Deci nu m-ai r\u0103pit, nu am stat \u00een vreun spital s\u0103 m\u0103 taie \u0103ia acolo. \u0218i astea sunt reale, ar\u0103t\u0103 spre noile lui dot\u0103ri. Cum le explic?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Fat\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 pe mine nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103. Sunt obi\u0219nuit\u0103. Adic\u0103, pardon, m\u0103 pot obi\u0219nui. Mai bine, c\u0103 nu mai e stres acum cu b\u0103gatul. \u0218i r\u00e2se din nou. La treij\u2019 d\u0103 ani suntem bine am\u00e2ndou\u0103, putem s\u0103 ie\u0219im no problem<\/em>. Tr\u0103im \u00eentr-o lume liber\u0103. Gay are free<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anda \u00ee\u0219i aminti de perioada c\u00e2nd fusese combinat\u0103 c-o gagic\u0103 de la ea de la cursuri. Un an de zile de v\u0103zut clandestin, prin hoteluri \u0219i apartamente din diverse ora\u0219e. O perioad\u0103 frumoas\u0103 din care n-am \u00een\u021beles mare lucru din punct de vedere sexual, dar care m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 fiu mai deschis\u0103 \u00een privin\u021ba feminit\u0103\u021bii mele.<\/em> La asta se g\u00e2ndi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2014 Anda, nu fi proast\u0103! Nu pot s\u0103 stau a\u0219a. Ce e asta? \u0218i d\u0103 naiba supozitorul \u0103la albastru sau ce culoare o avea. Cum se face?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anda \u00eei ar\u0103t\u0103 cum se pune, \u00eei scoase firul \u00een afara chilotului \u0219i se puse pe discutat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Rotire \u0219i \u0219ficuire. Acum toat\u0103 lumea. \u0218i rosti\u021bi: wingardium leviosa, s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u0103d.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Proz\u0103 de Dorian Dron<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":11969,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1924,29],"tags":[1923,1465,2284,47],"coauthors":[1464],"class_list":["post-11968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-box-office-proza","category-fictiune","tag-box-office-proza","tag-dorian-dron","tag-nr-7-9-2024","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Dorian-Dron.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11968"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11971,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11968\/revisions\/11971"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11968"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=11968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
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