{"id":11573,"date":"2024-11-05T18:56:14","date_gmt":"2024-11-05T15:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=11573"},"modified":"2024-11-05T18:56:23","modified_gmt":"2024-11-05T15:56:23","slug":"poeme-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/?p=11573","title":{"rendered":"Poeme"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
caviar
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ref.:<\/em>
ba mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 iarna,
ba mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 vara,
ba-mi a\u0219ezi \u00een palm\u0103 palma,
\u2019n col\u021bul gurii curge bala,
tre\u2019 s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u00e2t valorezi,
\u00een gur\u0103 s\u0103-mi fii caviar,
tot ce-mi ceri eu \u00ee\u021bi cedez,
ce meri\u021bi \u00ee\u021bi voi da \u00een dar.

strofe:<\/em>
iarn\u0103 \u00eemi e\u0219ti \u2013 \u00eemi d\u00e2rd\u00e2i \u00een gur\u0103.
var\u0103 \u00eemi e\u0219ti \u2013 \u00eemi scapi prin sp\u0103rtur\u0103.
pe tine te caut la sud nord est vest,
anotimp preferat, tu-n mine-nflore\u0219ti.

joac\u0103-m\u0103, hai, la sf\u00e2ntu gheorghe, mure\u0219, ciuc,
s\u0103-mi adaste-un timp orice iminent bucluc,
\u00een dormitorul t\u0103u e ca la festivaluri,
de sear\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n zori facem \u00een pat valuri.

\u00eemi sur\u00e2zi \u0219i transpir pe dat\u0103,
pe piele stele-mi sc\u00e2nteiaz\u0103.
alege-\u021bi una, o favorit\u0103.
fi-va-mi \u0219i mie cea mai sf\u00e2nt\u0103.

ref.:<\/em>
ba mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 iarna,
ba mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 vara,
ba-mi a\u0219ezi \u00een palm\u0103 palma,
\u2019n col\u021bul gurii curge bala,
tre\u2019 s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u00e2t valorezi,
\u00een gur\u0103 s\u0103-mi fii caviar,
tot ce-mi ceri eu \u00ee\u021bi cedez,
ce meri\u021bi \u00ee\u021bi voi da \u00een dar.

strofe:<\/em>
\u00eemi place rujul t\u0103u, \u00eemi place tatuajul,
\u00eemi plac \u0219i unghiile, \u0219i cerceii.
\u00eemi place cum \u00ee\u021bi faci machiajul,
disear\u0103-o baie ca purceii?
cada spumeg\u0103, te iscodesc,
voi fi bun cu tine p\u00e2n\u2019 la diminea\u021b\u0103.
te acop\u0103r cu p\u0103tura, te \u00eengrijesc,
dac\u0103 circumstan\u021bele m\u0103 las\u0103.

avea-voi grij\u0103 de tine, parol.
fi-mi wizzair \u0219i ia-m\u0103-n zbor.
afl\u0103-ne zorii mereu pe alt t\u0103r\u00e2m,
mi-e\u0219ti splendid h\u0103u: \u00een tine m\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2m.

dimine\u021bile ne prind \u00een pat
de pr\u00e2nz Mc \u021bi-am comandat,
la cin\u0103 \u021bi-am f\u0103cut hotdogi
sufletul \u00een mine s\u0103-\u021bi aloci.

\u021bi-at\u00e2rn\u0103 pe fes bijuteria-mo\u021b,
tu balerin\u0103, eu skater boss,
iubirea m\u0103 tr\u00e2nte\u0219te, m\u0103 sugrum\u0103,
d\u00e2nd buzna peste mine ca un ho\u021b.

ref.:<\/em>
ba mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 iarna,
ba mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 vara,
ba-mi a\u0219ezi \u00een palm\u0103 palma,
\u2019n col\u021bul gurii curge bala,
tre\u2019 s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u00e2t valorezi,
\u00een gur\u0103 s\u0103-mi fii caviar,
tot ce-mi ceri eu \u00ee\u021bi cedez,
ce meri\u021bi \u00ee\u021bi voi da \u00een dar.

strofe:<\/em>
scriu un scenariu, personaj cu personaj.
hop \u0219i-o feti\u021b\u0103 crea\u021b\u0103, cu pistrui \u00een obraji.
cum evolueaz\u0103 ele-i baza, \u0219i nu trama.
s\u0103-mi fii \u0219i protagonist\u0103, s\u0103-mi \u0219i regizezi drama.

asta nu e\u0219ti tu, e PMS-ul mai cur\u00e2nd.
\u021bi-am gustat deja ADN-u-n g\u00e2nd.
\u00een teatrul vie\u021bii-abonamente ni se v\u00e2nd,
se joac\u0103-acum spectacolul suprem ce sunt.

dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 iei cu tine, mandea moare.
cu niciun truc n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103-mi r\u0103m\u00e2i datoare.
\u00ee\u021bi po\u021bi scoate-acum bijuteriile-orbitoare.
m\u0103 pa\u0219te-o mare \u00eenamorezare.

ref.:<\/em>
ba mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 iarna,
ba mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 vara,
ba-mi a\u0219ezi \u00een palm\u0103 palma,
\u2019n col\u021bul gurii curge bala,
tre\u2019 s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u00e2t valorezi,
\u00een gur\u0103 s\u0103-mi fii caviar,
tot ce-mi ceri eu \u00ee\u021bi cedez,
ce meri\u021bi \u00ee\u021bi voi da \u00een dar.
\u2003

Bil\u0103 de ciocolat\u0103<\/strong>

\u00ce\u021bi aduc \u00een dar frustr\u0103ri, de-ale mele \u0219i-ale tale,
Bonus \u0219i o acalmie, dup-a mor\u021bii evitare,
\u00ce\u021bi aduc \u0219i cofein\u0103, noaptea s\u0103 ui\u021bi de secete,
Iz de borhot diminea\u021ba, scame \u00eentre degete, 

\u00ce\u021bi aduc \u00een suflet pace, ca s-adormi iar f\u0103r\u0103 griji,
Nu \u00ee\u021bi va c\u00e2nta solfegii de sub pat Billie Eilish,
C\u0103-\u021bi aduc de-a\u2019 mele rime, care chiar se potrivesc,
Bonus \u0219i un telefon, pe m\u0103-ta s-o mai apelezi,

\u00ce\u021bi aduc prieteni care nu dau din cap priceput,
Co\u0219uri multe pe-obr\u0103jori, bonus c\u00e2te un s\u0103rut,
\u00ce\u021bi aduc perseveren\u021b\u0103, mai mult ca-atlas s\u0103 rezi\u0219ti,
\u00ce\u021bi aduc \u0219i corectura la mai tot ce ai gre\u0219it.

Dac-ai gre\u0219it sau te-ai-n\u0219elat,
De te-ai pierdut, fii ne-nfricat\u2019,
E fain a\u0219a, iar tu \u2013 frumoas\u0103,
Mult peste ce te-ai a\u0219teptat.<\/em>

\u00ce\u021bi aduc \u0219i cas\u0103 unde po\u021bi lejer s\u0103 tragi be\u0219ini,
\u00ce\u021bi aduc \u0219i un ora\u0219 nesugrumat de ma\u0219ini,
\u00ce\u021bi aduc \u0219i balustrade, ca s\u0103 te po\u021bi apleca,
\u00ce\u021bi aduc m\u00e2ncare cald\u0103, s\u0103 mai po\u021bi m\u00e2nca kebab.

\u00ce\u021bi aduc palinc\u0103, vodc\u0103 \u2013 stomacul pozne nu-\u021bi va face,
Bonus \u0219i \u021big\u0103ri ce nu provoac\u0103 impoten\u021b\u0103, cancer,
O lume-n care sfin\u021bii nu ucid pentru cele sfinte,
Omenire ce ador\u0103 jocurile de cuvinte.

Pe c\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2na \u00eengerilor, c\u00e2te-o cinstit\u0103 glorie,
Pentru to\u021bi \u2013 o func\u021bional\u0103 onomastic\u0103 memorie,
Erudi\u021bi ce \u00eentr-adev\u0103r s\u2019 atoate\u0219tiutori,
Lui Nicu Covaci mul\u021bi haiduci cu hangere tricolor. 

Dac-ai gre\u0219it sau te-ai-n\u0219elat,
De te-ai pierdut, fii ne-nfricat\u2019,
E fain a\u0219a, iar tu \u2013 frumoas\u0103,
Mult peste ce te-ai a\u0219teptat.<\/em>

\u00ce\u021bi aduc lideri de stat \u00een care s-ai \u00eencredere,
Boa\u0219e, pentru tipi, netranspirate, s\u0103 nu-i p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 fetele,
Anti-vaccini\u0219tilor le-aduc doze-infinitezimale
\u0218i fiec\u0103rei femei, menstrua\u021bie-n limite normale.

\u00ce\u021bi aduc stomatolog ce nu-\u021bi va l\u0103sa traume,
Vedetei porno, sex pl\u0103cut, de satisfac\u021bie s\u0103 scheaune,
\u00ce\u021bi aduc locuri comune, cli\u0219ee ce n-au nicio treab\u0103,
\u0218lagere \u2013 experimente Zimbardo mai degrab\u0103.

Tuturor: ce \u00ee\u0219i doresc, numai s\u0103 se poat\u0103.
Aduc \u0219i \u00een\u021belegere. Bile,-n arme, de ciocolat\u0103.

C\u00e2nd te sim\u021bi pierdut\u0103 \u0219i ru\u0219inea te \u00eencearc\u0103,
\u00ce\u021bi fac eu omlet\u0103 din fiecare noapte regretat\u0103.
Te conduc p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103, \u0219i apoi, \u00eentors \u00een pat,
\u00ce\u021bi trimit putere mult\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi la-orice l\u0103trat.
 
Dac-ai gre\u0219it sau te-ai-n\u0219elat,
De te-ai pierdut, fii ne-nfricat\u2019,
E fain a\u0219a, iar tu \u2013 frumoas\u0103,
Mult peste ce te-ai a\u0219teptat.<\/em>


Traducere \u0219i prezentare
de Mih\u00f3k Tam\u00e1s<\/strong>
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de Andr\u00e9 Ferenc, \u00een traducerea lui Mih\u00f3k Tam\u00e1s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":358,"featured_media":11574,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,27],"tags":[2149,2244,723],"coauthors":[2275],"class_list":["post-11573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poezie","category-traduceri","tag-andre-ferenc","tag-nr-6-2024","tag-poeme"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/325731143_583877740255002_4430113692055256663_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/358"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11576,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11573\/revisions\/11576"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11573"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistafamilia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=11573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}